The Ugly Stick
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The Ugly Stick is a horrid weapon that has since had two or three more incarnations since its first. The Ugly Stick was originally made of an unkown core around which a soft, open cell foam had been unevenly wrapped, then duct taped. The result was a hideous weapon, that was both unwieldy, and unsightly. The next incarnation is the Fugly Stick, which was slightly better.
