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Eternal enemy of [[ninjas]]. The lack of which has caused [[Global Warming]], according to the [[Flying Spaghetti Monster]].
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#REDIRECT [[Pirate (disambiguation page)]]
 
 
Why didn't the Pirate have any Jelly on his PB&J?...he couldn't open the jARRR
 
 
 
Why didn't the Pirate go to Asia?...he didn't want to get aARRRs
 
 
 
Why did the Pirate fail the test?...it was too hARRRd
 
 
 
Why didn't the Pirate park in the parking lot?....there were too many cARRRs
 
 
 
Why did the Pirate go to Germany?...to see the bARRRs
 
 
 
Why did the Pirate not see the Movie?...it was rate ARRR
 
 
 
What is a Pirates favorite class in school?....ARRRt
 
 
 
Why didn't the Pirate eat dinner?...he wanted to stARRve
 
 
 
Why are Pirates called Pirates?...because they ARRR
 
 
 
Whats a Pirates favorite country?...Arrrrgentina
 
 
 
Why didn't the Pirate go to Australia?...because it was to fARRR
 
 
 
Whats a Pirate's favorite place to eat?...ARRRby's
 
 
 
What's a pirates favorite dipping sauce?...tARRRtARRR
 
 
 
What is the one thing a pirate is afraid of?... ARRRmageddon!
 
 
 
What's a pirate's favourite movie?... MadagascARRRR
 
 
 
How do pirates tell what day it is?... They look on their calendARRRR
 
 
 
What's a pirate's favourite appliance? the ToastARRRR
 
 
 
What's a pirate's favourite animal? the ARRRRRdvark
 
 
 
What's a pirate's favorite night-time based activity? Gazing at the stARRRRs.
 

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