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==Lord Polearm Guy, [[Wavehaven]] [[Dragonspine]]==
 
==Lord Polearm Guy, [[Wavehaven]] [[Dragonspine]]==
"you know it took alot of practice to be this big of a douche" -[[Spooky]]
 
  
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===Bio===
 
===Bio===
Amtgarder from [[Wavehaven]] who apparently trolls on [[E-Samurai]], posting as [[PAG]]. His posts range from quasi-legitimate questions to downright crude troll posts. [[Bangor]] refuses to believe he exists, though his posts have been made from cruzio, so it seems plausible that he is indeed someone from the Santa Cruz area, and hence Wavehaven. He has a website where he sells weapons.
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Amtgarder from [[Wavehaven]] who has earned a negative reputation gamewide, primarily through posting as [[PAG]]. His posts range from quasi-legitimate questions to downright crude troll posts.  
  
http://www.amtgardrecords.com/player.php?playerID=3671
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At one point [[Meggido]] took him up on the offer of one of his knife creations. PAG has yet to provide it, and among many on ESam "Where is [[Meggido's knife]]?" (in any choice of language you prefer) is the only response they will make to a PAG comment. Others prefer to respond only with "** crickets **".
  
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In September 2008 PAG was been banned from his home park of [[Wavehaven]] for one year.
  
====New Amt-Law: If you meet PAG on the ditch field you must beat him into the ground and post video proof. -[[Kentigern]]====
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====Darkshore Debacle====
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E-Sam once took up a collection to fly [[Clalibus]] from Texas to [[Darkshore]] for a beat-down.  After the tickets were purchased, [[Wavehaven]]'s monarchy banned PAG from the [[Darkshore]] event upon concerns that an incident harmful to the game or the 2 parties involved might ensure:
  
====Adhering to this amtlaw [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ps7EnObQDZU Interview with 'PAG']====
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''I tried to leave all this alone but you all keep pushing so here it is! If any of you disagree with the reasoning on this that's your right but I feel enough time has been spent on this and the correct decision was made.''
In ths video someone called [[Dame]] [[Ailanthus]] and this guy named [[Grix]] say that random guy that looks like he got pulled off the street is Polearm Guy. This editor doubts the veracity of that claim.
 
  
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''Banning someone is never EASY , I personally have lost most of two nights sleep over this.
  
***UPDATE***
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''On Saturday Pag was fighting way more aggressively than normal, delivering several head shots that seemed intentional and was heard to say something to the effect that he would pommel Sir Clalibus to the Ground, and with bone crushing force and his barely legal weapon bust Clalibus' head open.
  
It is believed that PAG has been banned from Esam
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''Whether he can or will is beside the point, when someone makes a threat like that people in charge of the safety of the masses of the club have to act. Either PAG would be successful and we would all say, shoot we had the chance to stop this. Or he won't.
  
As of April 22nd:
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''I have yet to see Pag emphatically state he will not do harm instead he begs Clalibus to meet him somewhere.
Unfortunately not. He's back, this time unde the alias PoleArmGuy. Apparently, [[Randall]] didn't ban him, and he just created a new account.
 
  
===Quotes about PAG===
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''I am making the decision to not hand him my blessing to attempt to harm an Amtgardian. It is my opinion that he presents an extreme safety hazard.
''"Your a complete idiot. Like, its kinda amazing."''--[[Tanath]]
 
  
''"When you don't legitimately exist, you cannot see."''--[[Bangor]]
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''Pag is Banned for 2 weeks as per the monarchy of Wavehaven's decision and By my authority as Prince of Westmarch.
  
''"Bangor's official stance is that PAG does not exist, because no one could be that stupid and not have their own park beat the crap out of "genericpronoun" for sullying their image. If it weren't for the awesomeness of Grix, Bangor would have extended this policy to Wavehaven in its entirety as well, but for the time being Bangor welcomes them in open arms."''--[[Bangor]]
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''Sir Euric Bloodstone
  
''"It was recently mentioned that a certain imaginary poster on E-Sam should be inhumed, and a payment was offered. Since that time, I have been pondering the plausibility of completing such a contract.''
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====Other Issues====
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PAG has started E-Sam threads referencing his love of murder and his desire to commit said act. Allegedly the local authorities were notified of his extensive diatribe on his love of the act.
  
''It can be done, but it would take the cooperation of every other member of E-Sam. Ignore said figment, completely. Do not respond to any topics started; do not reply to any posts made; do not mention; do not acknowledge the existence of aforementioned spectre. Eventually, the figment will vanish.''
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In addition, players should be aware that PAG commited fraud publicly by taking payment for a knife, ordered by Megiddo, and refused to provide the product or a refund of Megiddo's money. Others should be wary when entering into any trade or business with this player.
 
 
''In short, lack of belief will lead to lack of manifestation. This could take some time, but if everyone works together, it can be done.''
 
 
 
''Please, all, for the good of humanity, barbarian-kind, and getting me three cookies, I ask that you consider this."'' -[[Itsari]]
 
 
 
''yeah but that's nothing compaired to the wooden armour. Me, Jynx, Loptr, Kenshin, Aphaydrin, and the other HBS guys and gals were sitting around at HBS Central, reading esam and laughing at the idea of wooden armor. "Such comedy" thought we. Suddenly, a thick fog rolled across the tiled floor, and an ominous tone started to play that sounded a lot like psychic tv. All of a sudden, there stood pag in all his wonder, wearing his wooden armor. We quickly picked up our standard issue pain sticks and went to town, but lo and behold nothing. After blowing out every sword I had, and running out of energy, I was forced to submit to pags armor. When questioned about it he told the tale that all children should here. The story of his quest deep into the woods to obtain the material needed for the most perfect armour. After crafting it in the heart of an active volcano, and imbuing it with certain words of power, he found it to be nigh indestructable. Nothing could be done.
 
 
 
And that children, is how PAG took over HBS 1.'' -[[Maxam]]
 
 
 
PAG has been randomly featured in a [http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&id=505#comic Comic]
 
  
 
===Affiliated Groups===
 
===Affiliated Groups===
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In Spring of 2007, inducted into the [[Amtgard Online Hall of Shame]]. He was by far the top vote getter.
 
In Spring of 2007, inducted into the [[Amtgard Online Hall of Shame]]. He was by far the top vote getter.
  
Recently, insect plagues have started following everywhere he posts.  Usually some kind of [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gryllidae Gryllidae].
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Latest revision as of 22:29, 19 June 2019

Lord Polearm Guy, Wavehaven Dragonspine

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Bio

Amtgarder from Wavehaven who has earned a negative reputation gamewide, primarily through posting as PAG. His posts range from quasi-legitimate questions to downright crude troll posts.

At one point Meggido took him up on the offer of one of his knife creations. PAG has yet to provide it, and among many on ESam "Where is Meggido's knife?" (in any choice of language you prefer) is the only response they will make to a PAG comment. Others prefer to respond only with "** crickets **".

In September 2008 PAG was been banned from his home park of Wavehaven for one year.

Darkshore Debacle

E-Sam once took up a collection to fly Clalibus from Texas to Darkshore for a beat-down. After the tickets were purchased, Wavehaven's monarchy banned PAG from the Darkshore event upon concerns that an incident harmful to the game or the 2 parties involved might ensure:

I tried to leave all this alone but you all keep pushing so here it is! If any of you disagree with the reasoning on this that's your right but I feel enough time has been spent on this and the correct decision was made.

Banning someone is never EASY , I personally have lost most of two nights sleep over this.

On Saturday Pag was fighting way more aggressively than normal, delivering several head shots that seemed intentional and was heard to say something to the effect that he would pommel Sir Clalibus to the Ground, and with bone crushing force and his barely legal weapon bust Clalibus' head open.

Whether he can or will is beside the point, when someone makes a threat like that people in charge of the safety of the masses of the club have to act. Either PAG would be successful and we would all say, shoot we had the chance to stop this. Or he won't.

I have yet to see Pag emphatically state he will not do harm instead he begs Clalibus to meet him somewhere.

I am making the decision to not hand him my blessing to attempt to harm an Amtgardian. It is my opinion that he presents an extreme safety hazard.

Pag is Banned for 2 weeks as per the monarchy of Wavehaven's decision and By my authority as Prince of Westmarch.

Sir Euric Bloodstone

Other Issues

PAG has started E-Sam threads referencing his love of murder and his desire to commit said act. Allegedly the local authorities were notified of his extensive diatribe on his love of the act.

In addition, players should be aware that PAG commited fraud publicly by taking payment for a knife, ordered by Megiddo, and refused to provide the product or a refund of Megiddo's money. Others should be wary when entering into any trade or business with this player.

Affiliated Groups

Noteable accomplishments.

In Spring of 2007, inducted into the Amtgard Online Hall of Shame. He was by far the top vote getter.



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