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==Lord Polearm Guy, [[Wavehaven]] [[Dragonspine]]==
 
==Lord Polearm Guy, [[Wavehaven]] [[Dragonspine]]==
  
 
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===Bio===
 
===Bio===
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Amtgarder from [[Wavehaven]] who has earned a negative reputation gamewide, primarily through posting as [[PAG]]. His posts range from quasi-legitimate questions to downright crude troll posts.
  
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At one point [[Meggido]] took him up on the offer of one of his knife creations.  PAG has yet to provide it, and among many on ESam "Where is [[Meggido's knife]]?" (in any choice of language you prefer) is the only response they will make to a PAG comment.  Others prefer to respond only with "** crickets **".
  
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In September 2008 PAG was been banned from his home park of [[Wavehaven]] for one year.
  
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====Darkshore Debacle====
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E-Sam once took up a collection to fly [[Clalibus]] from Texas to [[Darkshore]] for a beat-down.  After the tickets were purchased, [[Wavehaven]]'s monarchy banned PAG from the [[Darkshore]] event upon concerns that an incident harmful to the game or the 2 parties involved might ensure:
  
It is believed that PAG has been banned from Esam.
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''I tried to leave all this alone but you all keep pushing so here it is! If any of you disagree with the reasoning on this that's your right but I feel enough time has been spent on this and the correct decision was made.''
  
As of April 22nd:
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''Banning someone is never EASY , I personally have lost most of two nights sleep over this.
Unfortunately not. He's back, this time under the alias PoleArmGuy. Apparently, [[Randall]] didn't ban him, and he just created a new account.
 
  
As of June 14th:
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''On Saturday Pag was fighting way more aggressively than normal, delivering several head shots that seemed intentional and was heard to say something to the effect that he would pommel Sir Clalibus to the Ground, and with bone crushing force and his barely legal weapon bust Clalibus' head open.
He hasn't been around for a little while. Maybe he's finally gone... -as reported by [[Raven]]
 
  
As of June 26th:
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''Whether he can or will is beside the point, when someone makes a threat like that people in charge of the safety of the masses of the club have to act. Either PAG would be successful and we would all say, shoot we had the chance to stop this. Or he won't.
Never mind. He's back. -[[Raven]]
 
  
As of Aug 2008:
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''I have yet to see Pag emphatically state he will not do harm instead he begs Clalibus to meet him somewhere.
PAG2 account killed/died 8/21/08
 
  
As of May 2009:
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''I am making the decision to not hand him my blessing to attempt to harm an Amtgardian. It is my opinion that he presents an extreme safety hazard.
PAG has once more began to post to CAAmtgard.  Fortunately for the rest of the world, he has yet to return to [[e-sam]].   He started off quite promisingly, but his inherent "fail" is showing through. :weep:
 
  
As of Dec 2009:
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''Pag is Banned for 2 weeks as per the monarchy of Wavehaven's decision and By my authority as Prince of Westmarch.
Returned to [[e-sam]] as LordPoleArmGuy, right after contacting [[Glorious]] with one of the oddest extortion attempts ever, where he wants to be some kind of silent partner or he'll libel/slander Warlord Sports (and has oddly enough added 'Armithirus' to his name):
 
  
''"Hello good sirs at Warlord Sports! I am Lord Pole Armithirus Guy of Wavehaven, and I think I have discovered a flaw in one of your products that I myself once made in the past, when trasferring some camp pad off a broken core onto a new core. If the slit is not glued/taped and/or properly secured (which may or may not be very common in your customers!) then a strike that hits directly against the "slit" (again if not glued perfectly) will tend to have a tendency to wear very fast and "punch through" the slit and strike the target with the core, including possibly on a stab -> sideways exit through that "sweet spot" hole that always seems to develop in the tip. There is also an unusual ability I have noticed of most amtgard players to be able to consistently and at will hit with the slit exactly at the gnarliest possible angle, especially when such a flaw exists and the action gets "heated". I do not intend to make a public announcement about this, however I would appreciate some sort of communications stream being open between us if possible, and I would like very much to be a part of your business team remotely if possible, and also discreetly. Thank you very much. ''
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''Sir Euric Bloodstone
  
''--Lord PAG"''
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====Other Issues====
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PAG has started E-Sam threads referencing his love of murder and his desire to commit said act.  Allegedly the local authorities were notified of his extensive diatribe on his love of the act. 
  
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In addition, players should be aware that PAG commited fraud publicly by taking payment for a knife, ordered by Megiddo, and refused to provide the product or a refund of Megiddo's money. Others should be wary when entering into any trade or business with this player.
PAG has started posting in the Amtgard Facebook group.
 
 
 
===Quotes about PAG===
 
''"Where is Meggido's knife?"''--Just about everybody
 
 
 
''Ubi est culter Meggidônis?''--[[Oznog]]
 
 
 
''"Your a complete idiot. Like, its kinda amazing."''--[[Tanath]]
 
 
 
''"When you don't legitimately exist, you cannot see."''--[[Bangor]]
 
 
 
''"Bangor's official stance is that PAG does not exist, because no one could be that stupid and not have their own park beat the crap out of "genericpronoun" for sullying their image. If it weren't for the awesomeness of Grix, Bangor would have extended this policy to Wavehaven in its entirety as well, but for the time being Bangor welcomes them in open arms."''--[[Bangor]]
 
 
 
''"It was recently mentioned that a certain imaginary poster on E-Sam should be inhumed, and a payment was offered. Since that time, I have been pondering the plausibility of completing such a contract.''
 
 
 
''It can be done, but it would take the cooperation of every other member of E-Sam. Ignore said figment, completely. Do not respond to any topics started; do not reply to any posts made; do not mention; do not acknowledge the existence of aforementioned spectre. Eventually, the figment will vanish.''
 
 
 
''In short, lack of belief will lead to lack of manifestation. This could take some time, but if everyone works together, it can be done.''
 
 
 
''Please, all, for the good of humanity, barbarian-kind, and getting me three cookies, I ask that you consider this."'' -[[Itsari]]
 
 
 
''yeah but that's nothing compared to the wooden armor. Me, Jynx, Loptr, Kenshin, Aphaydrin, and the other HBS guys and gals were sitting around at HBS Central, reading esam and laughing at the idea of wooden armor. "Such comedy" thought we. Suddenly, a thick fog rolled across the tiled floor, and an ominous tone started to play that sounded a lot like psychic TV. All of a sudden, there stood PAG in all his wonder, wearing his wooden armor. We quickly picked up our standard issue pain sticks and went to town, but lo and behold: nothing. After blowing out every sword I had, and running out of energy, I was forced to submit to PAG's armor. When questioned about it he told the tale that all children should here. The story of his quest deep into the woods to obtain the material needed for the most perfect armor. After crafting it in the heart of an active volcano, and imbuing it with certain words of power, he found it to be nigh indestructible. Nothing could be done.
 
 
 
And that children, is how PAG took over HBS 1.'' -[[Maxam]]
 
 
 
PAG has been randomly featured in a [http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&id=505#comic Comic]
 
 
 
The PAG test: ''because PAG thinks its a good idea. seriously, dude... you could tell me the sky was blue and i'd question it and research the fuck out of it before even thinking of accepting what you think is accurate to be fact. later generations will call this the PAG test. "does PAG agree with your findings? then you better fucking recheck them". at this point you will have finally done humanity some good, if only in a roundabout fashion.'' - Rewth
 
 
 
===Other Images===
 
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===Affiliated Groups===
 
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In Spring of 2007, inducted into the [[Amtgard Online Hall of Shame]]. He was by far the top vote getter.
 
In Spring of 2007, inducted into the [[Amtgard Online Hall of Shame]]. He was by far the top vote getter.
  
Recently, insect plagues have started following everywhere he posts.  Usually some kind of [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gryllidae Gryllidae].
 
  
 
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Latest revision as of 22:29, 19 June 2019

Lord Polearm Guy, Wavehaven Dragonspine

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Bio

Amtgarder from Wavehaven who has earned a negative reputation gamewide, primarily through posting as PAG. His posts range from quasi-legitimate questions to downright crude troll posts.

At one point Meggido took him up on the offer of one of his knife creations. PAG has yet to provide it, and among many on ESam "Where is Meggido's knife?" (in any choice of language you prefer) is the only response they will make to a PAG comment. Others prefer to respond only with "** crickets **".

In September 2008 PAG was been banned from his home park of Wavehaven for one year.

Darkshore Debacle

E-Sam once took up a collection to fly Clalibus from Texas to Darkshore for a beat-down. After the tickets were purchased, Wavehaven's monarchy banned PAG from the Darkshore event upon concerns that an incident harmful to the game or the 2 parties involved might ensure:

I tried to leave all this alone but you all keep pushing so here it is! If any of you disagree with the reasoning on this that's your right but I feel enough time has been spent on this and the correct decision was made.

Banning someone is never EASY , I personally have lost most of two nights sleep over this.

On Saturday Pag was fighting way more aggressively than normal, delivering several head shots that seemed intentional and was heard to say something to the effect that he would pommel Sir Clalibus to the Ground, and with bone crushing force and his barely legal weapon bust Clalibus' head open.

Whether he can or will is beside the point, when someone makes a threat like that people in charge of the safety of the masses of the club have to act. Either PAG would be successful and we would all say, shoot we had the chance to stop this. Or he won't.

I have yet to see Pag emphatically state he will not do harm instead he begs Clalibus to meet him somewhere.

I am making the decision to not hand him my blessing to attempt to harm an Amtgardian. It is my opinion that he presents an extreme safety hazard.

Pag is Banned for 2 weeks as per the monarchy of Wavehaven's decision and By my authority as Prince of Westmarch.

Sir Euric Bloodstone

Other Issues

PAG has started E-Sam threads referencing his love of murder and his desire to commit said act. Allegedly the local authorities were notified of his extensive diatribe on his love of the act.

In addition, players should be aware that PAG commited fraud publicly by taking payment for a knife, ordered by Megiddo, and refused to provide the product or a refund of Megiddo's money. Others should be wary when entering into any trade or business with this player.

Affiliated Groups

Noteable accomplishments.

In Spring of 2007, inducted into the Amtgard Online Hall of Shame. He was by far the top vote getter.



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