Order of The Mudboys

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Founded by the great Mudboy Shayman of the Emerald Hills



The Council

Mudboy Shayman Zebon Sigil of Earth
Vile Mudhunter Oppungo Morris  
Histopreso Vasily Drasilov Sigil of Iron
Mudboy Bigologist Quintus Sigil of Lead
Ya'llchemist Law Sigil of Copper
Socalyte Penryn Sigil of Quicksilver
Arthur Blackwood Deposed Sigil of
Karad Rogel

Ack O' Lytes

Alexander Blackwood The Brick Maker
Alisdare Oliphant The Goon of Rituals
Daris Ritual Cultist


Occluded Mudboys

Brude Mudder Vessel
  Einar Mudboy Sanger
Mudboys
  Huntess
  Khan Yawp 
  Nim'riel
  Enodus Solus The Purified

Terminology

Mudboy - Creature of the mud Brude Mudder - Mother of Mud Spawn Sigil - Enchanted item that keeps The order of the Mudboy Council safe from aggressing mud Mudding - Ritual for determining if Mudboy or Human

What are Mudboys

~ 1. Where Are Mud Boys?

      a.    Mud Boys are native to Lake 
              Wister in Wister Oklahoma 
              however, they have also been 
              known to venture out of this area 
              once they have their Human Skin suit
                i. It has recently been discovered that Mudboys are capable
                of cross continental travel via Mudveins that spread throughout the planet 
                
                In the image below you will see a Medieval depiction of a battlefield if you look closely
                you can see a Mudboy aggressing indiscriminately upon the opposing soldiers 
                

2. Appearance

        a.    Mud Boys range from between 3 feet and 7 feet and have an 
                ameba/humanoid type appearance
         b.    Mud Boys as you likely have already guessed are made out of a mud like 
                substance. 
          c.    Some mud boys may contain pollution inside of their bodies they use both as 
                 a symbol of status and for weapons. If you ever thought you saw 
                 wolverine(you know from the X-Men) walking around in the woods near lake 
                 Wister this was probably SquushSpoosh the protector of the younger Mud 
                  Boys , known as mud spawn
                    i.    Mud Spawn appearance
                            1.    Mud Spawn at birth are jettisoned out of the lake and scattered 
                             through the woods and shore line and they look exactly like the scat of 
                             the of the Binturong. In this state they are immobile and absorbing the 
                             dirt from around them and converting it into their mud.

3. Language

            a.    It is believed that they understand most languages but lack vocal cords to 
                   create Human words. 

4. Eating Habits

             a.    How do they eat?
                     i.   They subdue their prey and force their way in side of them through 
                     orifices  generally they enter through " Closer to the ground orfaces" and begin the 
                     process of Internal Blenderizing. Internal Blenderizing is when they begin to 
                     make their "Mud" flow through the body counter clockwise grinding all 
                     internal organs bones and the rest into more "Mud" However this process 
                     does not affect the skin and vocal cords as they remain fully intact.
               b.    What do they eat?
                      i.    In short, People the meat they eat is people however, Mud Spawn have 
                       been known to consume the internals of small rodents, frogs, deer, and 
                       human spawn to use this as a way to get back to the lake. Only the 
                       strongest mud spawnare able to make this trek(Sea Turtle Style) the rest 
                       harden and return to the earth.

5. Mating Habits

                  a.    Though never witnessed first hand through any sort of focused lenses or 
                  by someone who didnt lose their glasses in the woods, they say that the Mud 
                  Boys meet at the edge of the water and merge into a giant ball of undulating 
                  mud bodies. The most notable thing about this and what you need to be 
                  aware of. It sounds like a grilled cheese being pulled apart and slapped with 
                  banana peels. If you hear this sound our best advise would be to seek egress 
                  as soon as possible.

6. What to do if you see a Mud Boy Important! It is imperative that you pay heed to this advice for the protection of you and your family.

                     a.    At first contact if noticed by the mud boy immediately lose your 
                     footwear in the woods and simply walk backwards in the following pattern 
                     Left foot back 2x, right foot back 1x, Spin 3 circles and skip away.

~ i . Why do they like the foot ware?

                                    1.    Because the feet are at the bottom of your body all of the 
                                    "Human Essence" absorbs into the souls of these shoes and the 
                                    Mud Boys will take the shoes and wear them for their narcotic 
                                    attributes. One Survivor said " Dem boys Dem dern mudboys 
                                    started wearin muh shit kickers and got all weird with it

7. Mud Boy Habits

                     a.    Mud Boys primary way to lure in a victim is through small, outdoor 
                      bathrooms at the side of a gas station. A mud boy will claim this as their 
                      territory by writing above the toilet "Mud Boys" in perfect graffiti fashion . 
                      Locals have started placing a security brick in the bathroom to be used to 
                      fend off the Mud Boys attack and as a way to better block the door that 
                      may or may not lock to keep from intrusions from either regular people or 
                      the mud boys them self's.
                      b.    Mud Boys engage in acts of theft and vandalism if a Propper offering of 
                      Skinny Pop or "Stanky" shoes are not left
  8.    Why Mud Boys attack
             a.    Through our research and study few things are known. What we do think 
              we know is they believe you are what you eat. All Mud Boys ultimate goal is to 
              assume the form of a human and walk freely through the mundane world. They 
              also attack for fun, like the bottle nose dolphin we in the scientific community 
              like to refer to them as dicks for no reason.