My Ankle Hates Me

A filk in the tune of Puddle of Mudd's "She Hates Me", by Hiro Matsuzaka.

Got a sword, thought I was grand Felt real good, found out first hand Did well for an hour or two Then it all came unglued

Foot tripped a trap, a trip I can't grip Never thought I'd ever fall and slip Then I started to realize I'm a little bit old for this jive

My ankle hates me... Poo... My ankle hates me... Boo-hoo-hoo-hoo

I fought too hard and I broke my foot off like I had none They ripped it away...

I was king for about an hour After that, my game got sour I lost all I've ever had No sign of skill My youth is gone, no!

Foot tripped a trap, a trip I can't grip Never thought I'd ever fall and slip Then I started to realize I'm a bit too old for this jive

My ankle hates me! Poo! My ankle hates me! Boo-hoo-hoo-hoo! I fought too hard and I broke my foot off like I had none And then slipped away...

That's my story, and you see Learned to wear my ankle brace Its not over, I'm not sad I'm no fool, I'm just really sad

My ankle hates me!!! Ahh... My ankle hates me!!! I fought too hard and i tore my foot off like I had none And ripped it away...

Ow Ow Ow Ow Ow Ow Ow Ow Ow Ow Ow... OUCH! Ow Ow Ow Ow Ow Ow Ow Ow Ow Ow Ow... OUCH! Ow Ow Ow Ow

And they tore my foot off like I had none...

MY ANKLE HATES ME!!!!!

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