Kung Pow Steve

Squire Kung Pow Steve of Granite Spyre, Wetlands

Biography

Before beginningless time, there was pure energy. From this pure energy came the separation of Yin and Yang. And from Yin and Yang came into existence the ten thousand things. We're not too sure about Kung Pow Steve. He might be one of the ten thousand things. He might not be. He might be Yin, or he might be Yang. Again, we don't rightly know. For some, that's probably the safer course. I believe the military has a saying, "Don't ask,don't tell?" You'd best adopt this philosophy, lest you get a load of brain hurt.

Alternate Aliases:

Yamanashi, Nathan Percival Charleston (NPC), Guan Yu, Squirelly, Kenkaku Knight (KK), Token Asian, Pai Mei, Ash Ketchum, Stir-fry, Victim (ask about Valentine the Ratdog).

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