Spatula

All Mighty Spatula

Biography

AMS is a weapon of questionable legality. Thats all you get to know.

"...for the spatula shall smite the unholy... and unrighteous. It shall smite those who would dare FLURB.. in the face of all that is Ditch"

-Jynx Mercades, when questioned about AMS.

"AMS hurts."

- Maxam, when questioned about AMS.

Holders of AMS

• Maxam

There have been some to claim to have wielded the AMS at various times, but these people are liars. AMS resides with maxam and he is the ONLY person to know the secret of its construction and to have used it. Jynx Mercedes has been known to drool when in the presence of the AMS.