Bad Bromance

by Mistress Dru-Kara

This is dedicated to The Wheel. Written 1/30/2012.

To the tune of Bad Romance by Lady Gaga.

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Oh-Oh-Oh-Oh!
Caught in a bad bromance.

Oh-Oh-Oh-Oh!
Caught in a bad bromance.

Glenalth, Anatole,
Xion, Ilmryn,
Jester, Oh La La
Want your bad bromance.

They want you, buddy
If you're good with a sword.
They want your everything.
Don't wanna be bored.

They want your smug.
Smug, Smug, Smug.
They want your Smug.

They hate the drama,
The flurbs of the land.
They wear the leather-studded
Stuff when they can.

They want your smug.
Smug, Smug, Smug.
They want your Smug.

If you're good with the sword fu,
Or a sewing machine, too,
They'll want it bad
Your bad bromance.

They want your smug
And they want you to fight.
Only Wheel could
Write a bad bromance.

[Oh-Oh-Oh-Oh-Ohhhh!]

They want your smug
And they want you to fight.
Only Wheel could
Write a bad bromance.

[Oh-Oh-Oh-Oh-Ohhhh!]
Caught in a bad bromance.

[Oh-Oh-Oh-Oh-Ohhhh!]
Caught in a bad bromance.

Glenalth, Anatole,
Xion, Ilmryn,
Jester, Oh La La
Want your bad bromance.

You'll get a phoenix,
Yellow or White.
Cause you're a badass
Because you can fight.

They want your smug.
Smug, Smug, Smug.
They want your Smug.

Bring out your shield
And your foam stick.
Gonna make widows.
Baby, you're sick

They want your smug.
Smug, Smug, Smug.
They want your Smug.

You know that they want to.
And you know you want to...
You want it bad,
Bad bromance.

They want your smug
And they want you to fight.
Only Wheel could
Write a bad bromance.

[Oh-Oh-Oh-Oh-Ohhhh!]

They want your smug
And they want you to fight.
Only Wheel could
Write a bad bromance.

[Oh-Oh-Oh-Oh-Ohhhh!]
Caught in a bad bromance.

[Oh-Oh-Oh-Oh-Ohhhh!]
Caught in a bad bromance.

Glenalth, Anatole,
Xion, Ilmryn,
Jester, Oh La La
Want your bad bromance.

Foot work, Slash 'em, baby.
Darkside.
Your skills are crazy.

Foot work, Slash 'em, baby.
Darkside.
Your skills are crazy.

Foot work, Slash 'em, baby.
Darkside.
Your skills are crazy.

Foot work, Slash 'em, baby.
Darkside.
Your skills are crazy.

They want your smug.
They want your street cred.
They want your smug.
They don't want to make friends.

They want your smug.
They want your street cred.
They want your smug.
They don't want to make friends.

They don't want to make friends.
They don't want to make friends.

Want your bad bromance.

Caught in a bad bromance.

Want your bad bromance.

They want your smug
And they want you to fight.
Only Wheel could
Write a bad bromance.

[Oh-Oh-Oh-Oh-Ohhhh!]

They want your smug
And they want you to fight.
Only Wheel could
Write a bad bromance.

[Oh-Oh-Oh-Oh-Ohhhh!]

Want your bad bromance.

[Caught in a bad bromance.]

Want your bad bromance.

[Oh-Oh-Oh-Oh-Ohhhh!]

Want your bad bromance.

[Caught in a bad bromance.]

Glenalth, Anatole,
Xion, Ilmryn,
Jester, Oh La La
Want your bad bromance.