Lanceweaver
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Lanceweaver of Siar Geata, Westmarch, Dragonspine
AKA Lunch Fever -- name gifted by Rio's mom
Bio
Young kid brought in by Jeff who has chosen the path of the wizard.
A teacher was doing a study testing the senses (taste)
The children began to identify the flavors by their color:
Red......................Cherry Yellow.................Lemon Green..................Lime Orange...............Orange
Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY lifesavers. None of the children could identify the taste.
The teacher said, 'I will give you all a clue. It's what your mother may sometimes call your father.'
One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and yelled, 'Oh my God! They're butt-holes!
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