I'm an Amtgarder

Filk of 'I'm lumberjack' by Giggles

Ohhh... I'm an Amtgarder and I'm okay, I drink all night and I fight all day!

He's an Amtgarder and he's okay, He drinks all night and he fights all day!

I like to ditch, I beat on noobs, I've got a gimpy knee, On Wednesdays I'm on E-Sam, and posting aimlessly!

He likes to ditch, he beats on noobs, he's got a gimpy knee, On Wednesdays he's on E-Sam, and posting aimlessly!

I'm an Amtgarder and I'm okay,/He's an Amtgarder and he's okay, I drink all night and I fight all day!/He drinks all night and he fights all day!

I like to ditch, I could be Glen, I love to hear "The Noise", I put on women's clothing, and play with pool toys!

He likes to ditch, he could be Glen, he loves to hear "The Noise", He puts on women's clothing, And plays with pool toys!

I'm an Amtgarder and I'm okay,/He's an Amtgarder and he's okay, I drink all night and I fight all day!/He drinks all night and he fights all day!

I like to ditch, can sew and stich, and sport a slacking jaw, I wish that I were Arthon, so I could be Alpha!

He likes to ditch, can sew and stich, and sports a slacking jaw, He wishes he were Arthon, so he could be Alpha!

I'm an Amtgarder and I'm okay, I drink all night and I fight all day!

I'm an Amtgarder and I'm okaaay!/He's an Amtgarder and he's okaaay!