Talk:Lucian Firethought

Leave this stuff off the main page. If you want to create a page dedicated to a more dispassionate and factual account of Lucian's "history", feel free. This comes across as biased Lucian-bashing (however accurate it may be).

Further, it took a vote to remove TR from RW. Stating "Kaads did it" rings hollow. He may have been a central figure in the action, but he could not have done it alone.

Controversy

A figure of some controversy, Lucian has caused several problems for his home park of Thundering Rivers. Fumbles (as he is more regularly called) has systematically alienated various portions of the Rising Winds by repeated and habitual lying in order to raise his status with the “cool kids.” Even going so far as to edit and doctor his own ORK records, he has done everything possible to ensure himself a position of power somewhere, even if it was just within his Barony.

On several occasions his own awards and titles have been called into question, and all have even been stripped from him during Warbird’s reign. But, this blatant disregard for protocol did not just end at his own records, but even went to the records of certain individual dedicated to increasing his own power base within Thundering Rivers. In this action, he unwittingly formed the “Cult of Fumbles,” and started the rift that would eventually divide Thundering Rivers into 2 separate parks, The Harrowing Citadel and Thundering River/Emerald Waters (the name changes depending on the rumor of the week.) Finally having enough of this lack of respect for the Kingdom of the Rising Winds and for Amtgard as a whole, Kaads, Destroyer of Bullshit, removed what is now being termed “Dundering Rivers” from the Rising Winds. And so, we can only hope that this individual and his Cult will fade back into the dark cesspit from whence they came, never again to darken our fields again.