It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like E-Sam

Sung to the tune of "It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas":

It’s beginning to look a lot like E-Sam,
Everywhere you post,
Ranting turns to spam, and nobody gives a damn,
And the illiterate refuse to ghost,
It’s beginning to look a lot like E-Sam,
Inanities by the score,
The pettiest sights to see, witless though they be,
What are you arguing for?

A post about madus again, today alone there’s ten,
Should a fireball engulf or no?
To a man, all fools, immunities and schools,
To the end of time they’ll go,
Issue new rules, they’ll start after Clan again,
It’s beginning to look a lot like E-Sam,
Idiots everywhere do post,
“My belt is longer than yours”, or “RPing is for curs”
Contest to see who can flame the most,
It’s beginning to look a lot like E-Sam,
I care not how it started,
Arguing here is like Special Olympics, my dear,
If you win, you're still retarded.

-- By Merrowbone Redrum