It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like E-Sam

Sung to the tune of "It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas":

It’s beginning to look a lot like E-Sam, Everywhere you post, Ranting turns to spam, and nobody gives a damn, And the illiterate refuse to ghost, It’s beginning to look a lot like E-Sam, Inanities by the score, The pettiest sights to see, witless though they be, What are you arguing for?

A post about madus again, today alone there’s ten, Should a fireball engulf or no? To a man, all fools, immunities and schools, To the end of time they’ll go, Issue new rules, they’ll start after Clan again, It’s beginning to look a lot like E-Sam, Idiots everywhere do post, “My belt is longer than yours”, or “RPing is for curs” Contest to see who can flame the most, It’s beginning to look a lot like E-Sam, I care not how it started, Arguing here is like Special Olympics, my dear, If you win, you're still retarded

-- By Merrowbone Redrum