Scarlet Meanies
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Description
Four words: Evil and More Evil. Damn right.
We are all that is wrong with the game today. The entire purpose of our lives is to ruin and destroy the game of Amtgard, to mangle and desecrate the fun of all of those who are not us. We boil babies in sesame oil and use their bones to pick our teeth. We blast Bryan Adams songs during court. We core out your weapons when you're not looking. We hate Ugly People. And Fat People. And we REALLY hate ugly, fat people.
Yeah, that's right. We're Meanies. Big, Bad, Horrible, Mean Old Meanies.
To Join
Riiiiight... Like we'd let you join US. Maybe... Just maybe we might let you join if you are pretty enough, smart enough, and evil enough.
History
The Scarlet Meanies are a new household, centered in the Iron Mountains, filled with all of the hateful oppressors of that most dreaded of black holes of Evilness, "The Core." We are the present incarnations of some of the most dreaded murderers and oppressors throughout history.
Our Goal
Our evil plan is to slowly and surely gain absolute domination. Today Amtgard, Tomorrow, the World!!! *insert evil laughter track here*
Members
- Casca - Cascigula
- Cullum - Culeiman the Magnificent
- Cutari
- Grendel - Grenghis Khan
- Kord - Kordolf Hitler
- Medryn
- Moss - Benito Mossolini
- Takezu - Takezu de Torquemada
- Talisin - Joseph Stalisin
More Information
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