Wokou

AMTWOKOU

"What happens in Wokou stays in Wokou."

There are many things which are Wokou:

• The sound made by a Warlord munching up noobs... (wokouwokouwokouwokou)
• Japanese pirates
• An island inhabited by pirates and ninjas from E-Sam.
• The island of unmoderated E-sam transgressions, usually leading to alcohol and sex. (Who woulda figured)
• A general feeling of calm and relaxation
• The sound made by its inhabitants when struck with coconuts

Who is the leader of the Wokou? We are an an autonomous collective.

Based on references from Grand Admiral Asmund, Loptr is apparently the barkeep for all flurby drinks.

There are many possibilities...

Each day starts with a drink aboard the Grand Admiral's ship, and ends with a dip in the rum tub (by invite only). That's how we Wokou. (I'm not drinking that yambag flavored rum. Because I'm afraid I'll love it and become addicted. -Twitch)(Yeah, So? I don't WANNA be addicted to Yambag rum. - Twitch)

There is also ditching, general debauchery, sometimes lewdness and dancing around the firepit at night. Wokou didn't happen if we can't see it.

This is where the story ends and the wokou begins...

"The redemption of Wokou will come when the big wave hits and destroys this place of sin, until then I explore the watery depths and study the wildlife." These were the last words heard before a recent shark attack made clear the wildlife's disdain of being studied. The big wave did eventually come, however the island was spared when the wave was given a drink and introduced to some pretty girls. The big wave now has a cushy cottage near the lagoon.

Wokou is what happens when you sluff responsibility.

There is a single ATM on the island, run by Wokouvia. It dispenses the official currency of the island, the "wookie", which is printed on hemp.