Holy Order of the Rabid Lobster

Holy Order of the Rabid Lobster

”HORLHOLRHOLRHOLRHORL!!!”

His Foaming Rabid Holiness; May His Chitin ever glisten and never feel the touch of butter.

Biography of Group

The Holy Order of the Rabid Lobster was founded on E.P. 33, 59th of Harvest, when Spork McSpoonfork and Juju became warriors for His Rabid Holiness. Daxon was quickly brought aboard as a non-symptomatic carrier. Since then, the Word has spread to others and the Order has grown.

Members

Recruitment is something that happens to you, rather than something you wish to happen.

Nobody ever wants rabies.

• Spork MacFoon
• Juju Hex Mojo
• Daxon Goldmoon
• Megiddo sel Esdraleon