Order of The Mudboys
From AmtWiki
Founded by the great Mudboy Shayman of the Emerald Hills
The Council
Mudboy Shayman Zebon Sigil of Earth Vile Mudhunter Oppungo Morris Histopreso Vasily Drasilov Sigil of Iron Mudboy Bigologist Quintus Sigil of Lead Ya'llchemist Law Sigil of Copper Socalyte Penryn Sigil of Quicksilver Arthur Blackwood Deposed Sigil of Karad Rogel
Ack O' Lytes
Alexander Blackwood The Brick Maker Alisdare Oliphant The Goon of Rituals Daris Ritual Cultist
Occluded Mudboys
Brude Mudder Vessel Einar Mudboy Sanger
Mudboys Huntess Khan Yawp Nim'riel Enodus Solus The Purified
Terminology
Mudboy - Creature of the mud Brude Mudder - Mother of Mud Spawn Sigil - Enchanted item that keeps The order of the Mudboy Council safe from aggressing mud Mudding - Ritual for determining if Mudboy or Human
What are Mudboys
~ 1. Where Are Mud Boys?
a. Mud Boys are native to Lake
Wister in Wister Oklahoma
however, they have also been
known to venture out of this area
once they have their Human Skin suit
2. Appearance
a. Mud Boys range from between 3 feet and 7 feet and have an
ameba/humanoid type appearance
b. Mud Boys as you likely have already guessed are made out of a mud like
substance.
c. Some mud boys may contain pollution inside of their bodies they use both as
a symbol of status and for weapons. If you ever thought you saw
wolverine(you know from the X-Men) walking around in the woods near lake
Wister this was probably SquushSpoosh the protector of the younger Mud
Boys , known as mud spawn
i. Mud Spawn appearance
1. Mud Spawn at birth are jettisoned out of the lake and scattered
through the woods and shore line and they look exactly like the scat of
the of the Binturong. In this state they are immobile and absorbing the
dirt from around them and converting it into their mud.
3. Language
a. It is believed that they understand most languages but lack vocal cords to
create Human words.
4. Eating Habits
a. How do they eat?
i. They subdue their prey and force their way in side of them through
orifices generally they enter through " Closer to the ground orfaces" and begin the
process of Internal Blenderizing. Internal Blenderizing is when they begin to
make their "Mud" flow through the body counter clockwise grinding all
internal organs bones and the rest into more "Mud" However this process
does not affect the skin and vocal cords as they remain fully intact.
b. What do they eat?
i. In short, People the meat they eat is people however, Mud Spawn have
been known to consume the internals of small rodents, frogs, deer, and
human spawn to use this as a way to get back to the lake. Only the
strongest mud spawnare able to make this trek(Sea Turtle Style) the rest
harden and return to the earth.
5. Mating Habits
a. Though never witnessed first hand through any sort of focused lenses or
by someone who didnt lose their glasses in the woods, they say that the Mud
Boys meet at the edge of the water and merge into a giant ball of undulating
mud bodies. The most notable thing about this and what you need to be
aware of. It sounds like a grilled cheese being pulled apart and slapped with
banana peels. If you hear this sound our best advise would be to seek egress
as soon as possible.
6. What to do if you see a Mud Boy Important! It is imperative that you pay heed to this advice for the protection of you and your family.
a. At first contact if noticed by the mud boy immediately lose your
footwear in the woods and simply walk backwards in the following pattern
Left foot back 2x, right foot back 1x, Spin 3 circles and skip away.
~ i . Why do they like the foot ware?
1. Because the feet are at the bottom of your body all of the
"Human Essence" absorbs into the souls of these shoes and the
Mud Boys will take the shoes and wear them for their narcotic
attributes. One Survivor said " Dem boys Dem dern mudboys
started wearin muh shit kickers and got all weird with it
7. Mud Boy Habits
a. Mud Boys primary way to lure in a victim is through small, outdoor
bathrooms at the side of a gas station. A mud boy will claim this as their
territory by writing above the toilet "Mud Boys" in perfect graffiti fashion .
Locals have started placing a security brick in the bathroom to be used to
fend off the Mud Boys attack and as a way to better block the door that
may or may not lock to keep from intrusions from either regular people or
the mud boys them self's.
b. Mud Boys engage in acts of theft and vandalism if a Propper offering of
Skinny Pop or "Stanky" shoes are not left
8. Why Mud Boys attack
a. Through our research and study few things are known. What we do think
we know is they believe you are what you eat. All Mud Boys ultimate goal is to
assume the form of a human and walk freely through the mundane world. They
also attack for fun, like the bottle nose dolphin we in the scientific community
like to refer to them as dicks for no reason.
