Ain't No Rest for the Garbers
- by Lynx Nazgul to the tune of "Ain't No Rest for the Wicked."
Ain't No Rest for the Garbers
I was walking out to park when out the corner of my eye
I saw a happy Man at arms approaching me He said, "I never seen a garber, who looked so bored
And could you use a little commision? If you can charge the right price, your exposure will be nice
But you can go and send me on my way" I said, "You're such a sweet MaA, who are you belted to in game?"
He looked at me and this is what he said
Oh there ain't no rest for the Garbers
Awards don't grow on trees
You got bills to pay, I got parks to please
There ain't nothing in this world for free
Oh no, you can't slow down, you can't hold back
Though you know, I wish you could
Oh no there ain't no rest for the Garbers
Until we stitch that last seam through
Not even fifteen minutes later after walking out of park
When I saw the shadow of a knight creep out out of sight
And then he swept up from behind, he dropped a yellow belt in my arms
He made it clear he wasn't looking for a fight
He said, "Give me all you've got, I want your garb and your skills
But if you try to run away Ill have think twice"
I told him, "You can have my garb, but first you know I gotta ask
What made you want to take me as a page?" He said
Oh there ain't no rest for the Garbers
Awards don't grow on trees
You got bills to pay, I got parks to please
There ain't nothing in this world for free
Oh no, you can't slow down, you can't hold back
Though you know, I wish you could
Oh no there ain't no rest for the Garbers
Until we stitch that last seam through
Well now a couple hours past and I was sitting in my house
The machine was stitching as the time ticked on by
And so I turned the piece over and started in on the next seam
And what I saw I almost couldn't comprehend
I saw a cut through the fabric, I had made a massive mistake
I tried to sew it up but it went right through the design
But even still I can't say much because I know I have to restart
All those hours wasted and yet that’s just a Friday night
Oh there ain't no rest for the Garbers
Awards don't grow on trees
You got bills to pay, I got parks to please
There ain't nothing in this world for free
Oh no, you can't slow down, you can't hold back
Though you know, I wish you could
Oh no there ain't no rest for the Garbers
Until we stitch that last seam through