My Ankle Hates Me
A filk in the tune of Puddle of Mudd's "She Hates Me", by Hiro Matsuzaka.
My Ankle Hates Me
Got a sword, thought I was grand
Felt real good, found out first hand
Did well for an hour or two
Then it all came unglued
Foot tripped a trap, a trip I can't grip
Never thought I'd ever fall and slip
Then I started to realize
I'm a little bit old for this jive
My ankle hates me...
Poo...
My ankle hates me...
Boo-hoo-hoo-hoo...
I fought too hard and I broke my foot off like I had none
They ripped it away...
I was king for about an hour
After that, my game got sour
I lost all I've ever had
No sign of skill
My youth is gone, no!
Foot tripped a trap, a trip I can't grip
Never thought I'd ever fall and slip
Then I started to realize
I'm a bit too old for this jive
My ankle hates me!
Poo!
My ankle hates me!
Boo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
I fought too hard and I broke my foot off like I had none
And then slipped away...
That's my story, and you see
Learned to wear my ankle brace
Its not over, I'm not sad
I'm no fool, I'm just really sad
My ankle hates me!!!
Ahh...
My ankle hates me!!!
Boo-hoo-hoo-hoo...
I fought too hard and i tore my foot off like I had none
And ripped it away...
Ow Ow Ow Ow Ow Ow Ow Ow Ow Ow Ow... OUCH!
Ow Ow Ow Ow Ow Ow Ow Ow Ow Ow Ow... OUCH!
Ow Ow Ow Ow...
And they tore my foot off like I had none...
MY ANKLE HATES ME!!!!!
