Wargauth Bluetarp
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Lord Wargauth Bluetarp, Seeker of the True Spyre, Coach-Admiral of Granite Spyre, Kingdom of the Wetlands
”Let all sit and hydrate in celebration!”
Biography
"They call him Bluetarp, on account of he's so roofless."
Wargauth Bluetarp was born to a people called the Tarpolin in a place called the Azure Glacier. Heir to the will of his grandmother, who was a witch of some repute (the nature of this reputaion seems to vary with each anecdote that Bluetarp relates.).
He is currently learning the higher levels of spellcraft from Blutavius von Brineblower, a sperm whale who hails from the waters near his homeland.
Bluetarp does not identify as a wizard, he always signs in as RAGE MAGE.
Motto
Cursus, Irrigatus, Dormitus, Instauratus
(Hustle, Hydrate, Rest, Repeat)
Affiliated Groups
Granite Spyre University Athletics Department
Granite Spire Navy
Belted Family
Prefers suspenders.
Notable Accomplishments
Spellballs from dodgeballs.
Baron of Granite Spyre during the second reign of Pope O'Banion.