Kricket
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Adon Squire Krix McDickstab Mercades, of Nocturnis, Celestial Kingdom.
”Doesn't have to be tight man, just gotta feel the walls.”
"Put a donk on it"
"I-ron-y"
"I'm going to judge you, it's kinda what I do"
Comrade Kricket
Biography
Krix started playing in the winter months of 2007. At Tribal Rivals II early in the morning Sir Goliath and Syr Sanchez unable to remember Krix from severe hangovers renamed him Kricket. The name only stuck in the North East as everyone else in the game just calls him Krix. (Don't break the news to Goliath, his ego can't take it). Has spent considerable time on the road traveling between GVP, Haranshire, and other places within the east coast throughout his early career in the game.
As of summer 2010 Krix abandoned Western New York and relocated to Central Texas, specifically becoming a member of the Celestial Kingdom. There he can be found talking copious amounts of smack and being in general a typical Mercades asshole. Current projects include moving into the finer art of stroking zombie ho's and propagating Mercades doctrine.
Affiliated Groups
- The prophet, Lord High Confessor of The Church of the High Cross
- Swordy Boys
- Team Shady
- NC-17
Belted Line
Notable Accomplishments
-Broke Wolfen's fire hardened tonkin bamboo polearm on his kidney at Fury of the Northlands 2007
-Founder of the Amtgear Site
-Forged the Kitchen Sink, the only weapon known to mankind that makes Tosc take his shots
-Impersonated Feral Lynn at Feast of Fools 2010, convincing half of Crystal Groves that Sir Feral did actually attend the event
-Authored Kricket's Law
-Dated Savaen
-Completed a 22 hour road trip with a pair of Golden Lions without getting licked
-Elevated to the Celestial Kingdom's Emissary of CK Rules
Positions Held
- On top of your mom
- Sheriff of Nocturnis (March 2012 - September 2012)
