About Monsters

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Jynx

"Zombies are cool, um.... but .... zombies eat chili-mac, therefor, zombies can be tamed. They're misunderstood creatures, they are. See, everyone assumes that Zombies require flesh to live. TRUE, however, they crave the taste of brains. Chili-mac, from time to time, has the consistancy of brain matter, so... in essence, Zombies could be tamed. THINK OF IT!

THousands of Zombies for CK's imperial army! Heh.... spectacular... save for the smell...."