Viking

They didn't actually wear helmets with horns, you know.

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The Norse god Thor decided to become a mortal for a while and went down to earth. He met a beautiful girl and they spent the evening together. In the morning Thor decided to reveal his identity to the woman. "I'm Thor" he said. "You're thor!" she said, "Lithen buthter, I'm tho thor I can hardly thit down!"

Q. Where did the teacher send the Viking when he got sick in class? A. To the school Norse!

Q. What do Eric the Red and Smokey the Bear all have in common? A. They have the same middle name.

A famous Viking explorer returned home from a voyage and found his name missing from the town register. His wife insisted on complaining to the local civic official who apologized profusely saying, "I must have taken Leif off my census."

Medieval Pick Up Line You should be glad I`m not a Viking. You would have been ravaged and plundered by now.