Tevas
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Lord Tevas, of Ashen Spire, Dragonspine
"You know what your problem is? You didn't spin. It's all about the spins." -Tevas
"I was wondering why Tevas had all the stick in California. It's the Rogue training." -Grendel
Biography
Tevas' Amtgard experience started in 1998 in La Paz, Bolivia. A visitor from Texas, Lord Riot, brought Amtgard up to their new Andean home. From there, Tevas moved to Nicaragua, where he started another small group before finally settling back into California and becoming a member of Wavehaven.
Tevas has recently assisted in the foundation of the Shire of Ashen Spire in Santa Clara, California, which he now calls home.
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Titles
- Lord - Given by Prince Grand Duke Sir Euric Bloodstone, May 2008
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Advice
This is for the ladies, but fellas listen closely; You don't always have to fuck her hard. In fact sometimes that's not right to do. Sometimes you've got to make some love, and fucking give her some smoochies too. Sometimes ya got to squeeze Sometimes you've got to say please. Sometime you've got to say hey, I'm gonna Fuck you softly. I'm gonna screw you gently, I'm gonna hump you sweetly, I'm gonna ball you discreetly. And then you say hey I bought you flowers. And then you say wait a minute Sally, I think I got somethin in my teeth. Could you get it out for me? That's fucking teamwork. Whats your favorite position? That's cool with me, its not my favorite but I'll do it for you. Whats your favorite dish? I'm not gonna cook it but ill order it from Zanzibar. And then I'm gonna love you completely, and then I'll fucking fuck you discreetly, and then I'll fucking bone you completely. But then I'm gonna fuck you hard, hard.
