Haiku

Amtgard Haiku from E-Sam's Woku forum

Arrow grazes hip
The Warrior drops to his knees
Die, you sluffing whore

Ozcam sees it all
I saw the video too
no way that was shield

Dark side of sluffing
You must inform your father:
You are a faggot

Old and tipped out sword
You sting honest and sluffer
Time for more noodle

Ditch with Special Friend
My satisfaction, your pain
Stab to the jimmy

Junk shot! Roll on ground
Ditching, accidents happen
Forgive and fight on

My favorite sword
Snapped off by your heavy stick
Back to drawing board

I must swing too hard
The kill I can never get
Screams, hands hold his eye

The pole arm is quick
Chop, stab, slash, jab, hack, gunch, crack
The boarder runs by

Why must I be dead
I know she finished the spell
But she moved her feet

Walking through the woods
The other questers are gone
Damn that lost arrow