500 Boxes

By Tank Girl. Refers to Aramithris and his love of the boxed Franzia wine.

(to the tune of "500 miles" by the Proclaimers)

When I wake up well I know I'm gonna be%%% I'm gonna be the man with Dirsa's rubber doll.%%% And when I go out yes I know I'm gonna be%%% I'm gonna be the man whose stumbling half the way.%%% When I get drunk yes I know it's gonna be on the%%% cheapest box of wine that I can find.%%% And if I throw up well I know I'm gonna be%%% I'm gonna be the man whose puking next to you.%%% %%% And I will drink 500 boxes%%% And I will drink 500 more%%% Just to be the man who drank 1000 boxes%%% And fell down on the floor%%% %%% When I'm stumbling yes I know I'm gonna be%%% I'm gonna be the man who's lost amongst the trees%%% And when you find me well you know I'm gonna say%%% I'm gonna say "Oh Xandar, goddam you, You are wrong."%%% And when I come home yes I know I'm gonna see%%% I'm gonna see my huge gaggle of cats%%% And if I go well I know I'm gonna be%%% I'm gonna be the man who's going over you%%% %%% Chorus%%% %%% God damn you (God damn you)%%% God damn you (God damn you)%%% Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah BLah Blah Blah Blah%%% Blah%%% (repeat)%%% %%% When I'm lonely well I know I'm gonna be%%% I'm gonna be the man whose got Bolt from behind%%% And when I'm dancing yes you know I'm gonna dance%%% I'm gonna dirty dance with Ivar's baseball cap%%% When I go out well I know I'm gonna be%%% I'm gonna be the man to get more Franzia%%% And when I come home yes you know I'm gonna be%%% I'm gonna be the man who won't share wine with you%%% %%% Chorus%%% %%% God damn you (God damn you)%%% God damn you (God damn you%%% Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah%%% Blah%%% (repeat)%%%

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