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The Ankle Shankers Summary

The Ankle Shankers is an elite fighting dwarf crime syndicate. Its name was derived from the art of Shanking one's ankle (legging them) and then running away, also the magic card. This also is their motto "Leg um and leave um" comes from. The Ankle Shankers is a powerful group with its roots in the land known as empires grove. The syndicate are merciless and will not stop shaking until they rule the world. The Ankle Shankers also own an amazing chain of restaurants that everybody loves and never questions, Syd's Totally Legit Don't Ask Questions Snitches Get Stitches Juice Bar (FDA approved... most likely). The ankle shankers are co-ruled by Brusky the Half-Elf, and Fire Dash the Undead Unicorn (Wait what did I get that right) Never mind

How to join

The Ankle Shankers have very high expectations for new recruits so to join you have to be under 14. That is it. Man, i thought that would sound a lot cooler.

The town gaurd

The enemy of the ankle shankers. They try to stop crime but the ankle shankers love crime so they are always fighting. Also, Syd's Totally Legit Don't Ask Questions Snitches Get Stitches Juice Bar is messing with Granny Smiths bar. Grany Smith is the corrupt leader of the town guard.