Bizarro Wesly

Bizarro Wesly, of Dark Shores, Iron Mountains

Biography

Unleashed from the Zero-point void after a collapse of the power matrix during the initial testing of the Anti-matter Trebuchet. Fortunately his totalitarian rule was short lived, as he developed a extreme attraction to the idea of jet skiing in the nude, and migrated south for warmer climates.

Notable Accomplishments

• Has a pet Slinky named Phillis
• Has a small Army of relatively harmless Bass at his disposal, to what end, no one knows.

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