Corpse
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Biography
Corpse is an amtgard player who exists only by the broadest interpretation of the word. He is not a living being, neither is he dead, nor undead. He is in a new state of semi-existence hereafter referred to as "almost, but not quite deader than dead." This can also be considered somewhat more than un-alive. He has died more times than any man in recorder, or soon to be recorded history, and is therefore not exactly human.
He was once challenged to a contest by Kenny (of South Park), in which they both attempted to prove that they could die more than the other, however the judges scoring the contest died of old age before either had "won". After this contest, Corpse claimed victory, since as a cartoon character, Kenny was never actually alive, and therefore could not have died even a single time during the contest. This issue remains unresolved.
Corpse is a being constructed by demons, and consisting of pure hatred. He has one purpose, and that is to make everything else "deader" than he is. No matter how many times he is killed, he will always return, slightly deader than before. He is totally fucking relentless.
Whatever form you see him in, whatever attitude he seems to have, do not be fooled, he is nothing more than a killing machine.
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