Pirate

Eternal enemy of ninjas. The lack of which has caused Global Warming, according to the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

Why didn't the Pirate have any Jelly on his PB&J?...he couldn't open the jARRR

Why didn't the Pirate go to Asia?...he didn't want to get sARRRs

Why did the Pirate fail the test?...it was too hARRRd

Why didn't the Pirate park in the parking lot?....there were too many cARRRs

Why did the Pirate go to Germany?...to see the bARRRs

Why did the Pirate not see the Movie?...it was rated ARRR

What is a Pirates favorite class in school?....ARRRt

Why didn't the Pirate eat dinner?...he wanted to stARRve

Why are Pirates called Pirates?...because they ARRR

Whats a Pirates favorite country?...Arrrrgentina

Why didn't the Pirate go to Australia?...because it was to fARRR

Whats a Pirate's favorite place to eat?...ARRRby's

What's a pirates favorite dipping sauce?...tARRRtARRR

What is the one thing a pirate is afraid of?... ARRRmageddon!

What's a pirate's favourite movie?... MadagascARRRR

How do pirates tell what day it is?... They look on their calendARRRR

What's a pirate's favourite appliance? the ToastARRRR

What's a pirate's favourite animal? the ARRRRRdvark

What's a pirate's favorite night-time based activity? Gazing at the stARRRRs.