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| − | Lord Bain Ironwolf has headblocked too many headshots. At least, that's what his Wiki will say until he learns to click the edit link. :)
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| − | You know, he should really fill this out, I mean some of us just don't really know that much about him... I think I met him at clan... actually yeah I did, that is why that cow hat looks familiar. So I guess he was at [[Clan]] in [[Events in 2008|2008]], when [[Desert Winds]] got [[Kingdom]]. So on to the story of how Bain Ironwolf became Bain Ironwolf. So this one day he was rolling down a hill, in a rather Jack and Jill fashion, except there was no Jill, which left me pondering. I mean seriously how can you roll down a hill in a Jack and Jill fashion, which is to say that they were more falling than rolling. That reminds me that I forgot to pick up my dry cleaning. Now cleaning, that is really something that I hate doing, I mean I take a shower and what not, but actually cleaning, it is almost as bad as shaving, which is what Bain was doing right before he starting rolling, you see he had decided to shave a Hairy Potato. And everyone knows you never try to shave The Hairy Potato. Well needless to say a certain [[Axgar|wolf]] who happens to be fairly intimate with the Hairy Potato decided that he didn't like Bain bringing sharp objects around it. So of course that left Bain rolling down the hill in that decidedly Jack and Jill fashion which I don't really think was that Jack and Jill-esque. Well, after tumbling for sometime, he found himself in the temple of the porcelain god, and began to worship it. Unfortunately his offerings were impure since they contained none of the holy sacrament. Which by the way I am looking for more of, some kind person should ship a large quantity of shiner to your closest [[House BigSluff|HBS]] representative, they want some more. Which is also what Bain was wanting, but the porcelain god had already deemed him unworthy of the sacrament, so he decided to squire him. Through his training with the great got, Bain was able to learn many things. Such as the best way to get a hair from the potato is to wait for an offering. Unfortunately Bain was not of a mind to continue his training, and felt himself important enough after learning this sad fact. So off he went, to gather a hair from the potato. He found himself a spot and waited for the potato to come. After some days of waiting, the potato appeared before him, and gave unto him an offering in the face. But alas, the offering left the hair in his teeth. That is how Bain Ironwold became Bain Ironwolf. Tune in next time to learn how he became a lord!
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Revision as of 19:35, 3 September 2008
”I do not trust my speeling o grammer will and I know tink.”
Biography
Affiliated Groups
Officially a serf of HBS
Squire to Sir Crom Ironwolf
Notable Accomplishments
Smart enough to let HBS do his wiki page...
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