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Eternal enemy of ninjas. The lack of which has caused Global Warming, according to the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
Why didn't the Pirate have any Jelly on his PB&J?...he couldn't open the jARRR
Why didn't the Pirate go to Asia?...he didn't want to get aARRRs
Why did the Pirate fail the test?...it was too hARRRd
Why didn't the Pirate park in the parking lot?....there were too many cARRRs
Why did the Pirate go to Germany?...to see the bARRRs
Why did the Pirate not see the Movie?...it was rate ARRR
What is a Pirates favorite class in school?....ARRRt
Why didn't the Pirate eat dinner?...he wanted to stARRve
Why are Pirates called Pirates?...because they ARRR
Whats a Pirates favorite country?...Arrrrgentina
Why didn't the Pirate go to Australia?...because it was to fARRR
Whats a Pirate's favorite place to eat?...ARRRby's
What's a pirates favorite dipping sauce?...tARRRtARRR
What is the one thing a pirate is afraid of?... ARRRmageddon!
What's a pirate's favourite movie?... MadagascARRRR
How do pirates tell what day it is?... They look on their calendARRRR
What's a pirate's favourite appliance? the ToastARRRR
What's a pirate's favourite animal? the ARRRRRdvark
What's a pirate's favorite night-time based activity? Gazing at the stARRRRs.
