Stick Jock Paradise

to the tune of Gangsta's Paradise, about Stick Jocks by Lodan

As I walk through ditch as the bringer of death.
I take a look around, and realise there's no one left.
'Cuz I've been swingin' and ownin so long that.
Even the sword knights think that my time has come.
But I ain't never owned a knight that didn't deserve it.
Me be treated like a punk, you now that's unheard of.
You'd better watch how you're talking and who you fighting .
Or you and your squire might be lined in chalk.
I really hate to trip but I gotta lope.
As they croak I see myself rise in the tourney brackets, FOOL.
I'm the kind of jock that little flurbies wanna be like.
On my knees in the Court getting belted from how well I fight.

Bin spending most their lifes livin in a Stickjock's Paradise.
Bin spending most their lifes livin in a Stickjock's Paradise.
Keep swinging foam all night livin in a Stickjock's Paradise.
Keep swinging foam all night livin in a Stickjock's Paradise.

The Knighthood situation they got me facein'.
I can't play a normal game, I was raised by the stick.
So I gotta be down wit the Silver Trim belt team.
Too much tournament fighting got me chasing dreams.
I'm a educated fool with ditching on my mind.
Got my MC in my hand and the glim in my eye.
I'm a juiced out fighter set trippin jock.
And my company is down so don't arouse my anger, FOOL.
Death ain't notin but a wrap shot away.
I'm playin the game do or die, what can I say.
Ive got 8 orders now but will I win to see number 9.
The way im winning this tourney Ill be next in line

Tell me why are they so blind to see.
That the one's ill beat are in front of me.

Bin spending most their lifes livin in a Stickjock's Paradise.
Bin spending most their lifes livin in a Stickjock's Paradise.
Keep swinging foam all night livin in a Stickjock's Paradise.
Keep swinging foam all night livin in a Stickjock's Paradise.

Block and Strike, Doing it faster
Minute after minute, hour after hour.
Everybody's swinging but half of them ain't looking.
What's going on in field, but I know who I'm killing.
They say I got to learn, but nobody's good enough to teach me.
If they can't withstand, how can they reach me.
I guess they can't.
I guess they won't.
I guess they front.
That's why I know I got to move to Texas, FOOL.

Bin spending most their lifes livin in a Stickjock's Paradise.
Bin spending most their lifes livin in a Stickjock's Paradise.
Keep swinging foam all night livin in a Stickjock's Paradise.
Keep swinging foam all night livin in a Stickjock's Paradise.