Megalodon

Megalodon

Examples: Its a big f**king shark.

Garb: Must wear a full shark costume to play, and a bright pink sash. No exceptions.

Immunities: Fire, Control, Subdue, Disease, Magic, Poison, Projectiles, Death, Your Mom, Nocturne

Type: Big Fucking Shark

Weapons: None

Armor: None

Shields: None

Lives: 4

Note: See Megalodon spells for level abilities. Note 2: The Megalodon is a neutral monster and can not be chosen to be on any team.

Level one: Innate Ability - Underwater; Innate Ability - Huge

Level two: Total lives increased to 5.

Level three: No additional abilities.

Level four: No additional abilities.

Level five: No additional abilities.

Level six: May shoot frikkin lazer beams from your frikkin head. (As per Wounding Spell. x2 Per Life)

Level One

Eat Stuff - Range: 5ft When within 5ft of your target, recite the word "nom"x5 (ex. nom nom nom nom nom). You eat your target. Target dies.

Huge - Range: Self You're FUCKING HUGE. This provides no benefit other than awsome factor. And eating cruise liners.

Very Hungry - Vulnerability: Self You must eat at least two(2) players every five minutes or you DIE of starvation, kind of like you did in real life.

Underwater - Range: Self You are swimming underwater. Since you're under water, you can't be attacked. At all. No one can hit you with a weapon. Unfortunatly, you're FUCKING HUGE, and swim slowly - 15mph according to the History Channel. You must move only by walking.

Level Two

I'M A SHAAAAAARK - Range: Line of Sight

Recite the following picture.

After you're done, you win the current battlegame. Please note that none of the opposing teams lose. You just win.

Level Three

Breach - Range: Self You may launch yourself out of the water in a glorious fasion, increasing your chance to eat seals and large whales. Also increases your attractivness twords Megalodons of the opposit sex.

Improved Nom - Improvment: Self Any person standing within 5ft. of a player you eat is also eaten. You have a large mouth.

Level Six

Frikkin Lazer Beam - Range: 20ft You may shoot frikkin lazer beams from your head or eyes. As per wounding. x2 per Life.

Level Seven

Largest Carnivourous Fish Known To Have Existed - Range: Self You're awsome. You may now eat Milan, Tweak, Tremere, Lucas, Arthur, Deiter, Rangor, Chuck Norris, Waldo, and Batman.

What? There's no level seven? Sucks.