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| | As of September 2008 PAG has been banned from his home park of [[Wavehaven]] for the following year | | As of September 2008 PAG has been banned from his home park of [[Wavehaven]] for the following year |
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| − | ''"Where is Meggido's knife?"''--Just about everybody
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| − | ''Ubi est culter Meggidônis?''--[[Oznog]]
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| − | ''"Your a complete idiot. Like, its kinda amazing."''--[[Tanath]]
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| − | ''"When you don't legitimately exist, you cannot see."''--[[Bangor]]
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| − | ''"Bangor's official stance is that PAG does not exist, because no one could be that stupid and not have their own park beat the crap out of "genericpronoun" for sullying their image. If it weren't for the awesomeness of Grix, Bangor would have extended this policy to Wavehaven in its entirety as well, but for the time being Bangor welcomes them in open arms."''--[[Bangor]]
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| − | ''"It was recently mentioned that a certain imaginary poster on E-Sam should be inhumed, and a payment was offered. Since that time, I have been pondering the plausibility of completing such a contract.''
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| − | ''It can be done, but it would take the cooperation of every other member of E-Sam. Ignore said figment, completely. Do not respond to any topics started; do not reply to any posts made; do not mention; do not acknowledge the existence of aforementioned spectre. Eventually, the figment will vanish.''
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| − | ''In short, lack of belief will lead to lack of manifestation. This could take some time, but if everyone works together, it can be done.''
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| − | ''Please, all, for the good of humanity, barbarian-kind, and getting me three cookies, I ask that you consider this."'' -[[Itsari]]
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| − | ''yeah but that's nothing compared to the wooden armor. Me, Jynx, Loptr, Kenshin, Aphaydrin, and the other HBS guys and gals were sitting around at HBS Central, reading esam and laughing at the idea of wooden armor. "Such comedy" thought we. Suddenly, a thick fog rolled across the tiled floor, and an ominous tone started to play that sounded a lot like psychic TV. All of a sudden, there stood PAG in all his wonder, wearing his wooden armor. We quickly picked up our standard issue pain sticks and went to town, but lo and behold: nothing. After blowing out every sword I had, and running out of energy, I was forced to submit to PAG's armor. When questioned about it he told the tale that all children should here. The story of his quest deep into the woods to obtain the material needed for the most perfect armor. After crafting it in the heart of an active volcano, and imbuing it with certain words of power, he found it to be nigh indestructible. Nothing could be done.
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| − | And that children, is how PAG took over HBS 1.'' -[[Maxam]]
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| − | PAG has been randomly featured in a [http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&id=505#comic Comic]
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| − | The PAG test: ''because PAG thinks its a good idea. seriously, dude... you could tell me the sky was blue and i'd question it and research the fuck out of it before even thinking of accepting what you think is accurate to be fact. later generations will call this the PAG test. "does PAG agree with your findings? then you better fucking recheck them". at this point you will have finally done humanity some good, if only in a roundabout fashion.'' - Rewth
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