Weak and Flurby

by Volic dimitri parady of [and nerdy] by weird al

they seem me makin my new garb
i know there all thinking i am to weak and flurby

think im just to weak and flurby
think im just to weak and flurby
cant u see i am weak and flurby
look at me i am weak and flurby

i wanna roll with the corsairs
but so far they all think i am to weak and flurby
think i am just to weak and flurby
think i am just to weak and flurby
i am just to weak and flurby
really really weak and flurby

first in my class at ckbc
got skills i am a champion at sd
my favorit word to say is please
u can keep your beer i will just have a long island iced tea

i will never throw spins to the contraity
u will find i am quite stationary
all of my larp gear is cherry
i got my persona in my library

my household page is totally pimped out
i got other flurbs wanting to join it
yo i know flurbs in a thousand places
aint got no funnoodle i still use camp pad

i try to get latex weapons to pass
when i ditch people kick my ass
when i see there sweet moves i try to sluff it
but i suck to much to try and bluff it
thers no killer wrap i havnt threw
at jugging we are number 2
do pop tab armor just for fun
aint got a untra light but i got a sword gun

elvin court is my favorit thing at an event
i can kick your butt with my awsom tent
some of my weapons are bent
my persona name is kent

they see me stroll on the ditch field
i know in my heart they think i am weak and flurby
think i am just to weak and flurby
think i am just to weak and flurby
cant u see i am weak and flurby
look at me i am weak and flurby

id like to roll with the corsairs
all thou its aparent i am to weak and flurby
think i am just to weak and flurby
think i am just to weak and flurby
im just to weak and flurby
how did i get so weak and flurby

i ve been browsen expectin
belt favors i must collect them
for maidens in destress i must protect them

my good friends never leave me board
i go shoping on line for some writeable media
i edit amtwikipedea

ive memorized the holy grail really well
i can resite it now and have u rotflol

i got a job doin chain mail
while some friends needs some cool weaves they call
i do 8&2 for them all
i made a suit for my dog

i got my self a water pack
they were havein a sale wal mart
spend my nights with a practices dummy
thwack thwack hope no one sees me getting better

i am flurby in the extream and weaker then a newbi
i was in
elvin court
elvin company
and even the elvin house

only question i ever thought was hard
was do i like
kurse or do i like dart
spend every weekend at amtgard
have my name on my stuff for my bard

they seem strollin
there laughin
and rolling there eyes cause i am so weak and flurby
just because i am weak and flurby
just because i am weak and flurby
all because i am weak and flurby
holy cow i am weak and flurby

i wanna jug with the corsairs
but oh well its obvious i am to weak and flurby
think im just to weak and flurby
think im just to weak and flurby
i just to weak and flurby
look at me i am weak and flurby

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