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Level six: May shoot frikkin lazer beams from your frikkin head. (As per Wounding Spell. x2 Per Life) | Level six: May shoot frikkin lazer beams from your frikkin head. (As per Wounding Spell. x2 Per Life) | ||
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Eat Stuff - Range: 5ft | Eat Stuff - Range: 5ft | ||
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I'M A SHAAAAAARK - Range: Line of Sight | I'M A SHAAAAAARK - Range: Line of Sight | ||
Recite the following picture. | Recite the following picture. | ||
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After you're done, you win the current battlegame. Please note that none of the opposing teams lose. You just win. | After you're done, you win the current battlegame. Please note that none of the opposing teams lose. You just win. | ||
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Frikkin Lazer Beam - Range: 20ft | Frikkin Lazer Beam - Range: 20ft | ||
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Largest Carnivourous Fish Known To Have Existed - Range: Self | Largest Carnivourous Fish Known To Have Existed - Range: Self | ||
Revision as of 04:50, 7 April 2009
Megalodon
Examples: Its a big f**king shark.
Garb: Must wear a full shark costume to play, and a bright pink sash. No exceptions.
Immunities: Fire, Control, Subdue, Disease, Magic, Poison, Projectiles, Death, Your Mom, Nocturne
Type: Big Fucking Shark
Weapons: None
Armor: None
Shields: None
Lives: 4
Note: See Megalodon spells for level abilities. Note 2: The Megalodon is a neutral monster and can not be chosen to be on any team.
Level one: Innate Ability - Underwater; Innate Ability - Huge Level two: Total lives increased to 5. Level three: No additional abilities. Level four: No additional abilities. Level five: No additional abilities. Level six: May shoot frikkin lazer beams from your frikkin head. (As per Wounding Spell. x2 Per Life)
Level One
Eat Stuff - Range: 5ft When within 5ft of your target, recite the word "nom"x5 (ex. nom nom nom nom nom). You eat your target. Target dies.
Huge - Range: Self You're FUCKING HUGE. This provides no benefit other than awsome factor. And eating cruise liners.
Very Hungry - Vulnerability: Self You must eat at least two(2) players every five minutes or you DIE of starvation, kind of like you did in real life.
Underwater - Range: Self You are swimming underwater. Since you're under water, you can't be attacked. At all. No one can hit you with a weapon. Unfortunatly, you're FUCKING HUGE, and swim slowly - 15mph according to the History Channel. You must move only by walking.
Level Two
I'M A SHAAAAAARK - Range: Line of Sight
Recite the following picture.
After you're done, you win the current battlegame. Please note that none of the opposing teams lose. You just win.
Level Three
Breach - Range: Self You may launch yourself out of the water in a glorious fasion, increasing your chance to eat seals and large whales. Also increases your attractivness twords Megalodons of the opposit sex.
Improved Nom - Improvment: Self Any person standing within 5ft. of a player you eat is also eaten. You have a large mouth.
Level Six
Frikkin Lazer Beam - Range: 20ft You may shoot frikkin lazer beams from your head or eyes. As per wounding. x2 per Life.
Level Seven
Largest Carnivourous Fish Known To Have Existed - Range: Self You're awsome. You may now eat Milan, Tweak, Tremere, Lucas, Arthur, Deiter, Rangor, Chuck Norris, Waldo, and Batman.
What? There's no level seven? Sucks.
