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Grand Admiral Asmund Boromir Brandsson, Dude of the Burning Lands and Patron Saint of Awesome
”Hi, I'm Asmund. In case you haven't heard, I'm awesome.”
"Asmund loves women and will make an effort to stroke an ego...Feral loves women and will make an effort to stroke."
- Kane
Biography
Asmund joined Amtgard in the Burning Lands at the age of 15 in the winter of 1990. Early records suggest that he signed in under the name "Asmund the Berserk" before he realized how stupid that sounded and switched to "Asmund Brandsson".
A previous entry on this page had described Asmund as "known for his humor", a compliment for which he is flattered.
In addition to numerous satires, Asmund has also produced works of commentary, history, poetry, gaming and gastronomy. He is errouneously believed to have written the Talons of the Parrot, which was, in fact, the product of the Grand Admiral's extra-dimensional counterpart and only imported by Asmund.
This is not Asmund Heimdale Harroldson.
Affiliated Groups
Grand Admiral and founder of the Royal Amtgard Navy
Notable Accomplishments
- Classified
Things To Know
- Rewth's favorite twit.
- Asmund's Law: As an E-Sam discussion grows longer, the probability of the topic becoming "boobs" approaches one.
- Asmund's Razor: Of two equivalent interpretations or understandings, all other things being equal, the funnier is to be preferred.
More Information
- Personal Website
- Company Website
