Welcome to the Ditch Field

To the tune of Welcome to the jungle, filked by Randall

Welcome to the ditch field
We got fun 'n' games
We got everything you want
If you hate battle games
We are the people that can fight
We don't need a reeve
If the ground is firm here buddy
We're not taking knees

On the ditch field
Welcome to the ditch field
Wear a cup and pad your
Shins and na-na-na-na-na knees, knees
Shields, swords and florentine!

Welcome to the ditch field
We take our shots this way
If you sluff you're gonna bleed
That's just the price you pay
But if you're a sexy girl
It's very hard to cheat
You can sluff the light shots
And you won't get shit from me
On the ditch field
Welcome to the ditch field
Here's my, my, my first dead here
I, I was the last standing

Welcome to the ditch field
It gets worse here everyday
You learn to shiv, newbs are gonna fall
On the ditch field where we play
If kids sluff your shot, hit 'em twice as hard
They'll take it eventually
You can swing any way you want
But you better not sluff shots from me

On the ditch field
Welcome to the ditch field
Wear a cup and pad your
Shins and na-na-na-na-na-na knees, knees
I want the spears to leave
And when you're here you never
Ever want battle games, no games, no games, No games, yeah!

You know where you are
You're on the ditch field, newbie
You're gonna die

On the ditch field
Welcome to the ditch field
Wear a cup and pad your
Shins and na-na-na-na-na-na knees, knees
On the ditch field
Welcome to the ditch field
Here's my, my, my first dead here
On the ditch field
Welcome to the ditch field
Wear a cup and pad your
Shins and na-na-na-na-na-na knees, knees
On the ditch field
Welcome to the ditch field
Wear a cup and pad your-
We're gonna call lay on
Huh!