Welcome to the Ditch Field

To the tune of Welcome to the jungle, filked by Randall

Welcome to the ditch field We got fun 'n' games We got everything you want If you hate battle games We are the people that can fight We don't need a reeve If the ground is firm here buddy We're not taking knees

On the ditch field Welcome to the ditch field Wear a cup and pad your Shins and na-na-na-na-na knees, knees Shields, swords and florentine!

Welcome to the ditch field We take our shots this way If you sluff you're gonna bleed That's just the price you pay But if you're a sexy girl It's very hard to cheat You can sluff the light shots And you won't get shit from me On the ditch field Welcome to the ditch field Here's my, my, my first dead here I, I was the last standing

Welcome to the ditch field It gets worse here everyday You learn to shiv, newbs are gonna fall On the ditch field where we play If kids sluff your shot, hit 'em twice as hard They'll take it eventually You can swing any way you want But you better not sluff shots from me

On the ditch field Welcome to the ditch field Wear a cup and pad your Shins and na-na-na-na-na-na knees, knees I want the spears to leave And when you're here you never Ever want battle games, no games, no games, No games, yeah!

You know where you are You're on the ditch field, newbie You're gonna die

On the ditch field Welcome to the ditch field Wear a cup and pad your Shins and na-na-na-na-na-na knees, knees On the ditch field Welcome to the ditch field Here's my, my, my first dead here On the ditch field Welcome to the ditch field Wear a cup and pad your Shins and na-na-na-na-na-na knees, knees On the ditch field Welcome to the ditch field Wear a cup and pad your- We're gonna call lay on Huh!