The Flurb of the Year

by Roger Shrubstaff of Neverwinter

based on both the "miss america" song and a rap song called "Pimp of the Year".

To read more about Amtgard songs and filks look here.

(singing) Chosen by a Jury of his Peers
of his fellow players gathered here....
He's the Flurb, of the Year....
He's the Flurb, of the year....

There he is, the Flurb of the year
There he is, your RP'er
The dream of a million flurbs who cannot fight can come true
in character anyway
For he may turn out to be the King of Flurbiness

There he is, the Flurb of the year
There he is, your ideal
With so many flurbs here he took e-sam by storm
With his leet staff masta skills and role-playing form

He's the Flurb, of the Year....
He's the Flurb, of the year....

Mack playas ballas grindas.
Yeah I'm the real true flurb of the year.
Will ya feel me.
Ha ha flurb of the mutha' f*ckin' year...
fear, I'm just the mack playa' flurb of the year, bitch.
flurb, flurb on...

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