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| − | When I wake up well I know I'm gonna be | + | When I wake up well I know I'm gonna be,<br> |
| − | I'm gonna be the man with [[Rift|Dirsa]]'s rubber doll. | + | I'm gonna be the man with [[Rift|Dirsa]]'s rubber doll.<br> |
| − | And when I go out yes I know I'm gonna be | + | And when I go out yes I know I'm gonna be<br> |
| − | I'm gonna be the man whose stumbling half the way. | + | I'm gonna be the man whose stumbling half the way.<br> |
| − | When I get drunk yes I know it's gonna be on the | + | When I get drunk yes I know it's gonna be on the<br> |
| − | cheapest box of wine that I can find. | + | cheapest box of wine that I can find.<br> |
| − | And if I throw up well I know I'm gonna be | + | And if I throw up well I know I'm gonna be<br> |
| − | I'm gonna be the man whose puking next to you. | + | I'm gonna be the man whose puking next to you.<br> |
| − | + | ||
| − | And I will drink 500 boxes | + | |
| − | And I will drink 500 more | + | And I will drink 500 boxes<br> |
| − | Just to be the man who drank 1000 boxes | + | And I will drink 500 more<br> |
| − | And fell down on the floor | + | Just to be the man who drank 1000 boxes<br> |
| − | + | And fell down on the floor<br> | |
| − | When I'm stumbling yes I know I'm gonna be | + | |
| − | I'm gonna be the man who's lost amongst the trees | + | When I'm stumbling yes I know I'm gonna be<br> |
| − | And when you find me well you know I'm gonna say | + | I'm gonna be the man who's lost amongst the trees<br> |
| − | I'm gonna say "Oh [[Xandar]], goddam you, [[You are wrong]]. | + | And when you find me well you know I'm gonna say<br> |
| − | And when I come home yes I know I'm gonna see | + | I'm gonna say "Oh [[Xandar]], goddam you, [[You are wrong]].<br> |
| − | I'm gonna see my huge gaggle of cats | + | And when I come home yes I know I'm gonna see<br> |
| − | And if I go well I know I'm gonna be | + | I'm gonna see my huge gaggle of cats<br> |
| − | I'm gonna be the man who's going over you | + | And if I go well I know I'm gonna be<br> |
| − | + | I'm gonna be the man who's going over you<br> | |
| − | Chorus | + | |
| − | + | Chorus | |
| − | [[God damn you]] (God damn you) | + | |
| − | God damn you (God damn you) | + | [[God damn you]] (God damn you)<br> |
| − | Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah BLah Blah Blah | + | God damn you (God damn you)<br> |
| − | + | Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah BLah Blah Blah BlahBlah | |
| − | (repeat) | + | |
| − | + | (repeat) | |
| − | When I'm lonely well I know I'm gonna be | + | |
| − | I'm gonna be the man whose got [[Bolt]] from behind | + | When I'm lonely well I know I'm gonna be<br> |
| − | And when I'm dancing yes you know I'm gonna dance | + | I'm gonna be the man whose got [[Bolt]] from behind<br> |
| − | I'm gonna dirty dance with Ivar's baseball cap | + | And when I'm dancing yes you know I'm gonna dance<br> |
| − | When I go out well I know I'm gonna be | + | I'm gonna dirty dance with Ivar's baseball cap<br> |
| − | I'm gonna be the man to get more Franzia | + | When I go out well I know I'm gonna be<br> |
| − | And when I come home yes you know I'm gonna be | + | I'm gonna be the man to get more Franzia<br> |
| − | I'm gonna be the man who won't share wine with you | + | And when I come home yes you know I'm gonna be<br> |
| − | + | I'm gonna be the man who won't share wine with you<br> | |
| − | Chorus | + | |
| − | + | Chorus | |
| − | God damn you (God damn you) | + | |
| − | God damn you (God damn you | + | God damn you (God damn you)<br> |
| − | Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah | + | God damn you (God damn you<br> |
| − | Blah | + | Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah<br> |
| − | (repeat) | + | Blah<br> |
| + | (repeat)<br> | ||
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Revision as of 06:44, 30 July 2007
By Tank Girl. Refers to Aramithris and his love of the boxed Franzia wine.
(to the tune of "500 miles" by the Proclaimers)
When I wake up well I know I'm gonna be,
I'm gonna be the man with Dirsa's rubber doll.
And when I go out yes I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man whose stumbling half the way.
When I get drunk yes I know it's gonna be on the
cheapest box of wine that I can find.
And if I throw up well I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man whose puking next to you.
And I will drink 500 boxes
And I will drink 500 more
Just to be the man who drank 1000 boxes
And fell down on the floor
When I'm stumbling yes I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who's lost amongst the trees
And when you find me well you know I'm gonna say
I'm gonna say "Oh Xandar, goddam you, You are wrong.
And when I come home yes I know I'm gonna see
I'm gonna see my huge gaggle of cats
And if I go well I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who's going over you
Chorus
God damn you (God damn you)
God damn you (God damn you)
Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah BLah Blah Blah BlahBlah
(repeat)
When I'm lonely well I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man whose got Bolt from behind
And when I'm dancing yes you know I'm gonna dance
I'm gonna dirty dance with Ivar's baseball cap
When I go out well I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man to get more Franzia
And when I come home yes you know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who won't share wine with you
Chorus
God damn you (God damn you)
God damn you (God damn you
Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah
Blah
(repeat)
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