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| − | By | + | By [[Honorifics for Knighthood|Guardian]] [[Dru-Kara|Drū-Kära Silverblade]]<br> |
| − | This filk song is dedicated to all my stickjock girlfriends of Amtgard who contend with flurby boyfriends. | + | ''This filk song is dedicated to all my stickjock girlfriends of Amtgard who contend with flurby boyfriends.<br> |
| − | (Sung to "You Never Call Me When You're Sober" by Evanescence" | + | (Sung to "You Never Call Me When You're Sober" by Evanescence")'' <br> |
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| − | Don't cry to me | + | Don't cry to me<br> |
| − | If you loved me, | + | If you loved me,<br> |
| − | You would be here, ditching. | + | You would be here, ditching.<br> |
| − | You want me | + | You want me<br> |
| − | Come fight me. | + | Come fight me.<br> |
| − | Move your behind. | + | Move your behind.<br> |
| − | + | <br> | |
| − | Did you trip and fall? | + | Did you trip and fall?<br> |
| − | Lose your balls? | + | Lose your balls?<br> |
| − | It's a wonder you can find your sword. | + | It's a wonder you can find your sword.<br> |
| − | Can't keep retreating. | + | Can't keep retreating.<br> |
| − | You're only deceiving | + | You're only deceiving<br> |
| − | Yourself, cuz you can't hit a girl. | + | Yourself, cuz you can't hit a girl.<br> |
| − | And you're too late. | + | And you're too late.<br> |
| − | + | <br> | |
| − | Don't cry to me | + | Don't cry to me<br> |
| − | If you loved me, | + | If you loved me,<br> |
| − | You would be here, ditching. | + | You would be here, ditching.<br> |
| − | You want me | + | You want me<br> |
| − | Come fight me. | + | Come fight me.<br> |
| − | Move your behind. | + | Move your behind.<br> |
| − | + | <br> | |
| − | Couldn't play the game. | + | Couldn't play the game.<br> |
| − | Sick with shame. | + | Sick with shame.<br> |
| − | It must be exhausting | + | It must be exhausting<br> |
| − | to live cuz you're lame. | + | to live cuz you're lame.<br> |
| − | Minorly rated. | + | Minorly rated.<br> |
| − | No wonder you're jaded. | + | No wonder you're jaded.<br> |
| − | You can't take the swordplay this time. | + | You can't take the swordplay this time.<br> |
| − | And you're too late. | + | And you're too late.<br> |
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| − | Don't cry to me | + | Don't cry to me<br> |
| − | If you loved me, | + | If you loved me,<br> |
| − | You would be here, ditching. | + | You would be here, ditching.<br> |
| − | You want me | + | You want me<br> |
| − | Come fight me. | + | Come fight me.<br> |
| − | Move your behind. | + | Move your behind.<br> |
| − | + | <br> | |
| − | You never spar me, you pushover. | + | You never spar me, you pushover.<br> |
| − | You only come when it is over. | + | You only come when it is over.<br> |
| − | Oh, oh, it's over. | + | Oh, oh, it's over.<br> |
| − | How could I have heard all your lies? | + | How could I have heard all your lies?<br> |
| − | How could I....??? when you would never fight. | + | How could I....??? when you would never fight.<br> |
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| + | Don't cry to me<br> | ||
| + | If you loved me,<br> | ||
| + | You would be here, ditching.<br> | ||
| + | Don't lie to me.<br> | ||
| + | Just get your things,<br> | ||
| + | and go flurb online.<br> | ||
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Latest revision as of 03:45, 5 August 2020
By Guardian Drū-Kära Silverblade
This filk song is dedicated to all my stickjock girlfriends of Amtgard who contend with flurby boyfriends.
(Sung to "You Never Call Me When You're Sober" by Evanescence")
Don't cry to me
If you loved me,
You would be here, ditching.
You want me
Come fight me.
Move your behind.
Did you trip and fall?
Lose your balls?
It's a wonder you can find your sword.
Can't keep retreating.
You're only deceiving
Yourself, cuz you can't hit a girl.
And you're too late.
Don't cry to me
If you loved me,
You would be here, ditching.
You want me
Come fight me.
Move your behind.
Couldn't play the game.
Sick with shame.
It must be exhausting
to live cuz you're lame.
Minorly rated.
No wonder you're jaded.
You can't take the swordplay this time.
And you're too late.
Don't cry to me
If you loved me,
You would be here, ditching.
You want me
Come fight me.
Move your behind.
You never spar me, you pushover.
You only come when it is over.
Oh, oh, it's over.
How could I have heard all your lies?
How could I....??? when you would never fight.
Don't cry to me
If you loved me,
You would be here, ditching.
Don't lie to me.
Just get your things,
and go flurb online.
