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| | ==Lord Polearm Guy, [[Wavehaven]] [[Dragonspine]]== | | ==Lord Polearm Guy, [[Wavehaven]] [[Dragonspine]]== |
| − | "you know it took alot of practice to be this big of a douche" -[[Spooky]]
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| − | "Dude, I can't believe you did that, I am so going to kick your butt after school...and I am gonna bring my friends, well I would bring my friends if I had any. I know! I will bring Captain Fabulous! He is my imaginary gay superhero buddy that I fight crime with in my wood armor when I carry my ninja sword...you are sooooooooo dead"
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| | ===Bio=== | | ===Bio=== |
| − | Amtgarder from [[Wavehaven]] who apparently trolls on [[E-Samurai]], posting as [[PAG]]. His posts range from quasi-legitimate questions to downright crude troll posts. [[Bangor]] refuses to believe he exists, though his posts have been made from cruzio, so it seems plausible that he is indeed someone from the Santa Cruz area, and hence Wavehaven. He has a website where he sells weapons. | + | Amtgarder from [[Wavehaven]] who has earned a negative reputation gamewide, primarily through posting as [[PAG]]. His posts range from quasi-legitimate questions to downright crude troll posts. |
| − | He periodically posts pictures of foam or 'live steel' weapons he made and offers to sell them. They are invariably idiotic and of ludicrously poor construction, such as a butter knife with pieces randomly chewed up on a bench grinder that could just as easily have been created by accidentally dropping it down the garbage disposal. None of his creations are up to the quality of prison shivs. Also went on about his wooden armor made of 2x4's.
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| − | At one point Meggido took him up on the offer of one of his knife creations. PAG has yet to provide it, and among many on ESam "Where is Meggido's knife?" (in any choice of language you prefer) is the only response they will make to a PAG comment. Others prefer to respond only with "** crickets **".
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| − | Informally diagnosed with [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pronoia_%28psychology%29 Pronoia], the delusion that other people think well of you and are only ''pretending'' to hate you as some sort of game, in the manner of TV comic relief like Munroe of ''Too Close For Comfort'', Johnny from ''Airplane'', or Dwight Schrute from ''The Office'' where being stupid, faggy, paper-tiger aggressive, and/or offensive got some laughs even though surrounding characters respond with anger, hate, or choose not to visibly respond. The term was coined as the opposite of paranoia.
| + | At one point [[Meggido]] took him up on the offer of one of his knife creations. PAG has yet to provide it, and among many on ESam "Where is [[Meggido's knife]]?" (in any choice of language you prefer) is the only response they will make to a PAG comment. Others prefer to respond only with "** crickets **". |
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| − | As of September 2008 PAG has been banned from his home park of [[Wavehaven]] for the following year.
| + | In September 2008 PAG was been banned from his home park of [[Wavehaven]] for one year. |
| − | ====Trolling elsewhere with the Amtgard name====
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| − | Has frequented other boards on the internet (such as a knifemaking forum) and trolled them to death, often representing himself as an Amtgarder and gave others a very poor impression of Amtgard to put it mildly.
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| − | References Amtgard in bizzare, disturbed fantasy stories [http://aersixb9.wordpress.com/ in his own blog].
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| − | Shows [http://www.youtube.com/aersixb9 his concept of a skilled beat-down] on his youtube account.
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| | ====Darkshore Debacle==== | | ====Darkshore Debacle==== |
| − | Following repeated trolling and childish attempts at boasting and smack-talk on ESam, coupled with the presence of video evidence of PAG being capable of nothing but sub-noob flailing, ESam took up a collection to fly [[Clalibus]] from Texas to [[Darkshore]] for a beat-down. After the tickets were purchased, [[Wavehaven]]'s monarchy banned PAG from the [[Darkshore]] event upon concerns that an incident harmful to the game or the 2 parties involved might ensure:
| + | E-Sam once took up a collection to fly [[Clalibus]] from Texas to [[Darkshore]] for a beat-down. After the tickets were purchased, [[Wavehaven]]'s monarchy banned PAG from the [[Darkshore]] event upon concerns that an incident harmful to the game or the 2 parties involved might ensure: |
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| | ''I tried to leave all this alone but you all keep pushing so here it is! If any of you disagree with the reasoning on this that's your right but I feel enough time has been spent on this and the correct decision was made.'' | | ''I tried to leave all this alone but you all keep pushing so here it is! If any of you disagree with the reasoning on this that's your right but I feel enough time has been spent on this and the correct decision was made.'' |
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| | ''Sir Euric Bloodstone | | ''Sir Euric Bloodstone |
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| − | The Amtworld has never recovered from the disappointment of such an epic missed opportunity.
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| − | | + | PAG has started E-Sam threads referencing his love of murder and his desire to commit said act. Allegedly the local authorities were notified of his extensive diatribe on his love of the act. |
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| − | Completely unprompted, PAG began this thread on ESam:
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| − | ''I think that killing is like a sport - the ultimate sport. Perhaps I feel it coming upon me again. That it is time to kill again.
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| − | ''I have always hated it.
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| − | ''But I am good at it. Perhaps it is my time, perhaps not. One shall die soon.
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| − | ''... Anyways, I'm thinking of getting close to him once again. Not because he slashed my tires, but because I think he may be a "bad" person, and I think I may have made him worse. It is my duty to make sure that if he is in fact bad, and goes around causing mayhem (in particular a slashing of a tendon that I cannot forgive him for) that if I in fact made him worse and better armed, that I have a duty to once again get close to him, and possibly eliminate him.
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| − | ''For people do not change.
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| − | ''PS - The cops said it's okay if I kill him.
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| − | ''...Wow, for a bunch of Amtgarders, you guys sure are pussies. Maybe you should take it up with Nodule, our local Amtgarder / police officer / marine. I sure did.
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| − | ''Just to clarify, I wouldn't be breaking the law in killing Floyd. He's already assaulted me with a deadly weapon (a knife), and I suspect if I hung out with him he'd do it again, giving me reason to do a deadly force self-defense arrest. He's slashed my tires twice, and I've said before what he's done to the girl he's with.
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| − | ''That's ignoring the numerous other crimes I've witnessed him perform, including the eye-poking (non-crippling) of one cop and getting out of an arrest because of that.
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| − | ''He's one bad customer. I'd be doing the world a service to get close to him again, but I'm not sure I want to. On the other hand, I get the feeling I'll see him again, and he might bring the fight to me.
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| − | ''The righteous thing for me to do is go back with him and finish him off, but I'm afraid that perhaps he will finish me off instead. Plus, he brings a lot of heat from the cops, something I tend to avoid.
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| − | It's unclear who's actually talked to Las Cruces police or if they're just talking about talking to them. He needs one of those commitments-for-mental-health-evaluations ASAP, the complicating factors being Las Cruces is not a mecca of refined public services and most here don't even know his real name or address.
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| − | ====New Amt-Law: If you meet PAG on the ditch field you must beat him into the ground and post video proof. -[[Kentigern]]====
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| − | ====Adhering to this amtlaw [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ps7EnObQDZU Interview with 'PAG']====
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| − | In ths video someone called [[Dame]] [[Ailanthus]] and this guy named [[Grix]] say that random guy that looks like he got pulled off the street is Polearm Guy. This editor doubts the veracity of that claim.
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| − | It is believed that PAG has been banned from Esam.
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| − | As of April 22nd:
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| − | Unfortunately not. He's back, this time under the alias PoleArmGuy. Apparently, [[Randall]] didn't ban him, and he just created a new account.
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| − | As of June 14th:
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| − | He hasn't been around for a little while. Maybe he's finally gone... -as reported by [[Raven]]
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| − | As of June 26th:
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| − | Never mind. He's back. -[[Raven]]
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| − | As of Aug 2008:
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| − | PAG2 account killed/died 8/21/08
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| − | ===Quotes about PAG===
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| − | ''"Where is Meggido's knife?"''--Just about everybody
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| − | ''"Your a complete idiot. Like, its kinda amazing."''--[[Tanath]]
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| − | ''"When you don't legitimately exist, you cannot see."''--[[Bangor]]
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| − | ''"Bangor's official stance is that PAG does not exist, because no one could be that stupid and not have their own park beat the crap out of "genericpronoun" for sullying their image. If it weren't for the awesomeness of Grix, Bangor would have extended this policy to Wavehaven in its entirety as well, but for the time being Bangor welcomes them in open arms."''--[[Bangor]]
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| − | ''"It was recently mentioned that a certain imaginary poster on E-Sam should be inhumed, and a payment was offered. Since that time, I have been pondering the plausibility of completing such a contract.''
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| − | ''It can be done, but it would take the cooperation of every other member of E-Sam. Ignore said figment, completely. Do not respond to any topics started; do not reply to any posts made; do not mention; do not acknowledge the existence of aforementioned spectre. Eventually, the figment will vanish.''
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| − | ''In short, lack of belief will lead to lack of manifestation. This could take some time, but if everyone works together, it can be done.''
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| − | ''Please, all, for the good of humanity, barbarian-kind, and getting me three cookies, I ask that you consider this."'' -[[Itsari]]
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| − | ''yeah but that's nothing compared to the wooden armor. Me, Jynx, Loptr, Kenshin, Aphaydrin, and the other HBS guys and gals were sitting around at HBS Central, reading esam and laughing at the idea of wooden armor. "Such comedy" thought we. Suddenly, a thick fog rolled across the tiled floor, and an ominous tone started to play that sounded a lot like psychic TV. All of a sudden, there stood PAG in all his wonder, wearing his wooden armor. We quickly picked up our standard issue pain sticks and went to town, but lo and behold: nothing. After blowing out every sword I had, and running out of energy, I was forced to submit to PAG's armor. When questioned about it he told the tale that all children should here. The story of his quest deep into the woods to obtain the material needed for the most perfect armor. After crafting it in the heart of an active volcano, and imbuing it with certain words of power, he found it to be nigh indestructible. Nothing could be done.
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| − | And that children, is how PAG took over HBS 1.'' -[[Maxam]]
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| − | PAG has been randomly featured in a [http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&id=505#comic Comic]
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| − | The PAG test: ''because PAG thinks its a good idea. seriously, dude... you could tell me the sky was blue and i'd question it and research the fuck out of it before even thinking of accepting what you think is accurate to be fact. later generations will call this the PAG test. "does PAG agree with your findings? then you better fucking recheck them". at this point you will have finally done humanity some good, if only in a roundabout fashion.'' - Rewth
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| − | ===Other Images===
| + | In addition, players should be aware that PAG commited fraud publicly by taking payment for a knife, ordered by Megiddo, and refused to provide the product or a refund of Megiddo's money. Others should be wary when entering into any trade or business with this player. |
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| | ===Affiliated Groups=== | | ===Affiliated Groups=== |
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| | In Spring of 2007, inducted into the [[Amtgard Online Hall of Shame]]. He was by far the top vote getter. | | In Spring of 2007, inducted into the [[Amtgard Online Hall of Shame]]. He was by far the top vote getter. |
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| − | Recently, insect plagues have started following everywhere he posts. Usually some kind of [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gryllidae Gryllidae].
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| − | [http://www.amtgardrecords.com/player.php?playerID=3671 ORK]
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| | [[Category: AmtCard Holder]] | | [[Category: AmtCard Holder]] |
| − | [[Category: Forum Trolls]][[category:Wavehaven People]][[category:Westmarch People]] | + | [[Category: Forum Trolls]][[category:Wavehaven People]][[category:Westmarch People]][[category:lords]] |
Bio
Amtgarder from Wavehaven who has earned a negative reputation gamewide, primarily through posting as PAG. His posts range from quasi-legitimate questions to downright crude troll posts.
At one point Meggido took him up on the offer of one of his knife creations. PAG has yet to provide it, and among many on ESam "Where is Meggido's knife?" (in any choice of language you prefer) is the only response they will make to a PAG comment. Others prefer to respond only with "** crickets **".
In September 2008 PAG was been banned from his home park of Wavehaven for one year.
Darkshore Debacle
E-Sam once took up a collection to fly Clalibus from Texas to Darkshore for a beat-down. After the tickets were purchased, Wavehaven's monarchy banned PAG from the Darkshore event upon concerns that an incident harmful to the game or the 2 parties involved might ensure:
I tried to leave all this alone but you all keep pushing so here it is! If any of you disagree with the reasoning on this that's your right but I feel enough time has been spent on this and the correct decision was made.
Banning someone is never EASY , I personally have lost most of two nights sleep over this.
On Saturday Pag was fighting way more aggressively than normal, delivering several head shots that seemed intentional and was heard to say something to the effect that he would pommel Sir Clalibus to the Ground, and with bone crushing force and his barely legal weapon bust Clalibus' head open.
Whether he can or will is beside the point, when someone makes a threat like that people in charge of the safety of the masses of the club have to act. Either PAG would be successful and we would all say, shoot we had the chance to stop this. Or he won't.
I have yet to see Pag emphatically state he will not do harm instead he begs Clalibus to meet him somewhere.
I am making the decision to not hand him my blessing to attempt to harm an Amtgardian. It is my opinion that he presents an extreme safety hazard.
Pag is Banned for 2 weeks as per the monarchy of Wavehaven's decision and By my authority as Prince of Westmarch.
Sir Euric Bloodstone
Other Issues
PAG has started E-Sam threads referencing his love of murder and his desire to commit said act. Allegedly the local authorities were notified of his extensive diatribe on his love of the act.
In addition, players should be aware that PAG commited fraud publicly by taking payment for a knife, ordered by Megiddo, and refused to provide the product or a refund of Megiddo's money. Others should be wary when entering into any trade or business with this player.
Affiliated Groups
Noteable accomplishments.
In Spring of 2007, inducted into the Amtgard Online Hall of Shame. He was by far the top vote getter.
