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==Lord Polearm Guy, [[Wavehaven]] [[Dragonspine]]==
 
==Lord Polearm Guy, [[Wavehaven]] [[Dragonspine]]==
  
 
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===Bio===
 
===Bio===
As of September 2008 PAG has been banned from his home park of [[Wavehaven]] for the following year
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Amtgarder from [[Wavehaven]] who has earned a negative reputation gamewide, primarily through posting as [[PAG]]. His posts range from quasi-legitimate questions to downright crude troll posts.
 
 
===Quotes about PAG===
 
''"Where is Meggido's knife?"''--Just about everybody
 
  
''Ubi est culter Meggidônis?''--[[Oznog]]
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At one point [[Meggido]] took him up on the offer of one of his knife creations.  PAG has yet to provide it, and among many on ESam "Where is [[Meggido's knife]]?" (in any choice of language you prefer) is the only response they will make to a PAG comment.  Others prefer to respond only with "** crickets **".
  
''"Your a complete idiot. Like, its kinda amazing."''--[[Tanath]]
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In September 2008 PAG was been banned from his home park of [[Wavehaven]] for one year.
  
''"When you don't legitimately exist, you cannot see."''--[[Bangor]]
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====Darkshore Debacle====
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E-Sam once took up a collection to fly [[Clalibus]] from Texas to [[Darkshore]] for a beat-down.  After the tickets were purchased, [[Wavehaven]]'s monarchy banned PAG from the [[Darkshore]] event upon concerns that an incident harmful to the game or the 2 parties involved might ensure:
  
''"Bangor's official stance is that PAG does not exist, because no one could be that stupid and not have their own park beat the crap out of "genericpronoun" for sullying their image. If it weren't for the awesomeness of Grix, Bangor would have extended this policy to Wavehaven in its entirety as well, but for the time being Bangor welcomes them in open arms."''--[[Bangor]]
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''I tried to leave all this alone but you all keep pushing so here it is! If any of you disagree with the reasoning on this that's your right but I feel enough time has been spent on this and the correct decision was made.''
  
''"It was recently mentioned that a certain imaginary poster on E-Sam should be inhumed, and a payment was offered. Since that time, I have been pondering the plausibility of completing such a contract.''
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''Banning someone is never EASY , I personally have lost most of two nights sleep over this.
  
''It can be done, but it would take the cooperation of every other member of E-Sam. Ignore said figment, completely. Do not respond to any topics started; do not reply to any posts made; do not mention; do not acknowledge the existence of aforementioned spectre. Eventually, the figment will vanish.''
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''On Saturday Pag was fighting way more aggressively than normal, delivering several head shots that seemed intentional and was heard to say something to the effect that he would pommel Sir Clalibus to the Ground, and with bone crushing force and his barely legal weapon bust Clalibus' head open.
  
''In short, lack of belief will lead to lack of manifestation. This could take some time, but if everyone works together, it can be done.''
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''Whether he can or will is beside the point, when someone makes a threat like that people in charge of the safety of the masses of the club have to act. Either PAG would be successful and we would all say, shoot we had the chance to stop this. Or he won't.
  
''Please, all, for the good of humanity, barbarian-kind, and getting me three cookies, I ask that you consider this."'' -[[Itsari]]
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''I have yet to see Pag emphatically state he will not do harm instead he begs Clalibus to meet him somewhere.
  
''yeah but that's nothing compared to the wooden armor. Me, Jynx, Loptr, Kenshin, Aphaydrin, and the other HBS guys and gals were sitting around at HBS Central, reading esam and laughing at the idea of wooden armor. "Such comedy" thought we. Suddenly, a thick fog rolled across the tiled floor, and an ominous tone started to play that sounded a lot like psychic TV. All of a sudden, there stood PAG in all his wonder, wearing his wooden armor. We quickly picked up our standard issue pain sticks and went to town, but lo and behold: nothing. After blowing out every sword I had, and running out of energy, I was forced to submit to PAG's armor. When questioned about it he told the tale that all children should here. The story of his quest deep into the woods to obtain the material needed for the most perfect armor. After crafting it in the heart of an active volcano, and imbuing it with certain words of power, he found it to be nigh indestructible. Nothing could be done.  
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''I am making the decision to not hand him my blessing to attempt to harm an Amtgardian. It is my opinion that he presents an extreme safety hazard.
  
And that children, is how PAG took over HBS 1.'' -[[Maxam]]
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''Pag is Banned for 2 weeks as per the monarchy of Wavehaven's decision and By my authority as Prince of Westmarch.
  
PAG has been randomly featured in a [http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&id=505#comic Comic]
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''Sir Euric Bloodstone
  
The PAG test: ''because PAG thinks its a good idea. seriously, dude... you could tell me the sky was blue and i'd question it and research the fuck out of it before even thinking of accepting what you think is accurate to be fact. later generations will call this the PAG test. "does PAG agree with your findings? then you better fucking recheck them". at this point you will have finally done humanity some good, if only in a roundabout fashion.'' - Rewth
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====Other Issues====
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PAG has started E-Sam threads referencing his love of murder and his desire to commit said act. Allegedly the local authorities were notified of his extensive diatribe on his love of the act.
  
===Other Images===
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In addition, players should be aware that PAG commited fraud publicly by taking payment for a knife, ordered by Megiddo, and refused to provide the product or a refund of Megiddo's money. Others should be wary when entering into any trade or business with this player.
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===Affiliated Groups===
 
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In Spring of 2007, inducted into the [[Amtgard Online Hall of Shame]]. He was by far the top vote getter.
 
In Spring of 2007, inducted into the [[Amtgard Online Hall of Shame]]. He was by far the top vote getter.
  
Recently, insect plagues have started following everywhere he posts.  Usually some kind of [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gryllidae Gryllidae].
 
  
 
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Latest revision as of 22:29, 19 June 2019

Lord Polearm Guy, Wavehaven Dragonspine

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Bio

Amtgarder from Wavehaven who has earned a negative reputation gamewide, primarily through posting as PAG. His posts range from quasi-legitimate questions to downright crude troll posts.

At one point Meggido took him up on the offer of one of his knife creations. PAG has yet to provide it, and among many on ESam "Where is Meggido's knife?" (in any choice of language you prefer) is the only response they will make to a PAG comment. Others prefer to respond only with "** crickets **".

In September 2008 PAG was been banned from his home park of Wavehaven for one year.

Darkshore Debacle

E-Sam once took up a collection to fly Clalibus from Texas to Darkshore for a beat-down. After the tickets were purchased, Wavehaven's monarchy banned PAG from the Darkshore event upon concerns that an incident harmful to the game or the 2 parties involved might ensure:

I tried to leave all this alone but you all keep pushing so here it is! If any of you disagree with the reasoning on this that's your right but I feel enough time has been spent on this and the correct decision was made.

Banning someone is never EASY , I personally have lost most of two nights sleep over this.

On Saturday Pag was fighting way more aggressively than normal, delivering several head shots that seemed intentional and was heard to say something to the effect that he would pommel Sir Clalibus to the Ground, and with bone crushing force and his barely legal weapon bust Clalibus' head open.

Whether he can or will is beside the point, when someone makes a threat like that people in charge of the safety of the masses of the club have to act. Either PAG would be successful and we would all say, shoot we had the chance to stop this. Or he won't.

I have yet to see Pag emphatically state he will not do harm instead he begs Clalibus to meet him somewhere.

I am making the decision to not hand him my blessing to attempt to harm an Amtgardian. It is my opinion that he presents an extreme safety hazard.

Pag is Banned for 2 weeks as per the monarchy of Wavehaven's decision and By my authority as Prince of Westmarch.

Sir Euric Bloodstone

Other Issues

PAG has started E-Sam threads referencing his love of murder and his desire to commit said act. Allegedly the local authorities were notified of his extensive diatribe on his love of the act.

In addition, players should be aware that PAG commited fraud publicly by taking payment for a knife, ordered by Megiddo, and refused to provide the product or a refund of Megiddo's money. Others should be wary when entering into any trade or business with this player.

Affiliated Groups

Noteable accomplishments.

In Spring of 2007, inducted into the Amtgard Online Hall of Shame. He was by far the top vote getter.



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