Put a Belt on It

Written by Grand Duke Squire Barrage SilverFang upon request. Sung to the tune of "Single Ladies (Put a ring on it)" by Beyonce

All my lords and ladies
(All the lords and ladies)
All my lord and ladies
(All the lords and ladies)
All my lords and ladies
(All the lords and ladies)
All my lords and ladies

Now put your swords up!
There's this Knight, who really likes fight
One hell of an artisan.
He can plasti-dip, really likes to vis-it
'Cause this knight has noticed me
Now I'm learning from this knight and my service is alright!
Don't mind all the attention!
'Cause I got a new knight,
You can't get me back!

'Cause if you liked it, then you should have put a belt on it
If you liked it, then you should have put a belt on it
Don't be mad once you see that he want it
If you liked it, then you should have put a belt on it

Oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh

'Cause if you liked it, then you should have put a belt on it
If you liked it, then you should have put a belt on it
Don't be mad once you see red on it
If you liked it, then you should have put a belt on it

I gotta smirk on my lips, a red belt on my hips
Got me fighting more than ever before.
Gonna do the thing
I don't care what you think
I need no permission!
'Cause all of it is true , all you can do,
Is see my progress from a far.

'Cause if you liked it, then you should have put a belt on it
If you liked it, then you should have put a belt on it
Don't be mad once you see that red on it
If you liked it, then you should have put a belt on it

Oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh

'Cause if you liked it, then you should have put a belt on it
If you liked it, then you should have put a belt on it
Don't be mad once you see red on it
If you liked it, then you should have put a belt on it

Oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh

I'm not shopping by the hour
I'm not that kind of squire
Your belt is what I prefer,
Here's a knight that tests me
Also brings out the best in me
And delivers me to a destiny, to infinity and beyond
With your coat of arms on
Say I'm the one you want
If you don't, you'll be alone
And like gift of air I'll be gone

All my lords and ladies
(All the lords and ladies)
All my lord and ladies
(All the lords and ladies)
All my lords and ladies
(All the lords and ladies)
All my lords and ladies
Now put your swords up

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