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''I am not vincible!'' | ''I am not vincible!'' | ||
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===Biography=== | ===Biography=== | ||
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| − | + | Castro is an Amtgard player who exists only by the broadest interpretation of the word. He is not a living being, neither is he dead, nor undead. He is in a new state of semi-existence hereafter referred to as "almost, but not quite deader than dead." This can also be considered somewhat more than un-alive. He has died more times than any man in recorded, or soon to be recorded history, and is therefore not exactly human. He was once mistaken for the Messiah of the Jews, and caused quite a stir with a minor crucifixion prank in which he rolled back the stone of his grave three days after having died, and emerged alive from his Tomb. He then embarked on a peekaboo spree, in which he startled all twelve of his friends in various different locations. | |
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| + | Some groups claim he then moved to the Americas and wrote science fiction for the Native Americans living there, though this is largely contested. It is certain, however, that he reentered the main stream of History in 1959, as the Marxist Prime Minister of Cuba, Fidel Castro. During this time, he became a much angrier drunk, and with the help of his friend Che, he killed a fuckload of native Cubans mostly for no good reason. He even pointed nukes at the US during one of his more psychotic Tequila fueled rampage, and nearly started another World War, all in the name of the Workers Rebellion! | ||
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| + | Near the end of his life as Castro, a time traveler attempting to avert the death of his great-great-great grandfather appeared in his living room, and shot Castro in the leg. During the resulting struggle, the time traveller accidentally triggered his time field, and transported them both back in time to the 1600's. With a few modern devices, such as a revolver, a lighter, and some gunpowder, Castro became known as a Wizard in the medieval era, and spent most of his time knocking over Capitalist Republics, and Monarchies. He invaded several invasions, and will likely continue to invade invasions for some time. It is his goal to one day invade and invasion-invading invasion, and cause invasionception. | ||
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| + | Castro's sole purpose in Amtgard is to prevent Assholes from winning. That and to become the most dead that he can possible become. | ||
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===Affiliated Groups=== | ===Affiliated Groups=== | ||
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===[[Belted Family]]=== | ===[[Belted Family]]=== | ||
===Notable Accomplishments=== | ===Notable Accomplishments=== | ||
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| + | Once, in one of his former lives, Castor turned water into wine entirely by accident, he has since been trying to perfect the art of turning water into rum! | ||
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| + | He has occasionally been known to make blind men see, and can also walk on water. | ||
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| + | Castro helped the Monarch of Sunfall Abbey achieve a new level of existence by brutally murdering him in the middle of court. However, Swiper rejected the religion of the Really Dead, and has since been labelled a heretic. | ||
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| + | He also helped in a great battle with a blood Kraken at Sunfall Abbey in which a great many people "ascended". | ||
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| + | Castro fought in the great Spring Wars invasion of 2013, one of the few invasions in which he fought on behalf of the aggressors, and helped Termus destroy the forces of the Celestial Kingdom in a vicious siege. | ||
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| + | Not long after the CK invasion, a Fire Giant accused Termus of treason and attempted to invade his homeland. Castro traveled with a group of Sun Fall Abbey members to help stop the Fire Giant from killing his former General. | ||
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Latest revision as of 04:58, 10 December 2013
Contents
Castro the Most Dead Jesus Corpse, of Sunfall Abbey Kingdom of the Wetlands
I am not vincible!
Biography
Castro is an Amtgard player who exists only by the broadest interpretation of the word. He is not a living being, neither is he dead, nor undead. He is in a new state of semi-existence hereafter referred to as "almost, but not quite deader than dead." This can also be considered somewhat more than un-alive. He has died more times than any man in recorded, or soon to be recorded history, and is therefore not exactly human. He was once mistaken for the Messiah of the Jews, and caused quite a stir with a minor crucifixion prank in which he rolled back the stone of his grave three days after having died, and emerged alive from his Tomb. He then embarked on a peekaboo spree, in which he startled all twelve of his friends in various different locations.
Some groups claim he then moved to the Americas and wrote science fiction for the Native Americans living there, though this is largely contested. It is certain, however, that he reentered the main stream of History in 1959, as the Marxist Prime Minister of Cuba, Fidel Castro. During this time, he became a much angrier drunk, and with the help of his friend Che, he killed a fuckload of native Cubans mostly for no good reason. He even pointed nukes at the US during one of his more psychotic Tequila fueled rampage, and nearly started another World War, all in the name of the Workers Rebellion!
Near the end of his life as Castro, a time traveler attempting to avert the death of his great-great-great grandfather appeared in his living room, and shot Castro in the leg. During the resulting struggle, the time traveller accidentally triggered his time field, and transported them both back in time to the 1600's. With a few modern devices, such as a revolver, a lighter, and some gunpowder, Castro became known as a Wizard in the medieval era, and spent most of his time knocking over Capitalist Republics, and Monarchies. He invaded several invasions, and will likely continue to invade invasions for some time. It is his goal to one day invade and invasion-invading invasion, and cause invasionception.
Castro's sole purpose in Amtgard is to prevent Assholes from winning. That and to become the most dead that he can possible become.
Affiliated Groups
Belted Family
Notable Accomplishments
Once, in one of his former lives, Castor turned water into wine entirely by accident, he has since been trying to perfect the art of turning water into rum!
He has occasionally been known to make blind men see, and can also walk on water.
Castro helped the Monarch of Sunfall Abbey achieve a new level of existence by brutally murdering him in the middle of court. However, Swiper rejected the religion of the Really Dead, and has since been labelled a heretic.
He also helped in a great battle with a blood Kraken at Sunfall Abbey in which a great many people "ascended".
Castro fought in the great Spring Wars invasion of 2013, one of the few invasions in which he fought on behalf of the aggressors, and helped Termus destroy the forces of the Celestial Kingdom in a vicious siege.
Not long after the CK invasion, a Fire Giant accused Termus of treason and attempted to invade his homeland. Castro traveled with a group of Sun Fall Abbey members to help stop the Fire Giant from killing his former General.
Additional Images
- Link to image 1
- Link to image 2
More Information
- Personal Website
- Company Website
