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== [[Title]] Sir Sharjinka, of [[Drandmir]] [[HFS]]== | == [[Title]] Sir Sharjinka, of [[Drandmir]] [[HFS]]== | ||
| + | ''"I think rainbows exist so you can chase down the leprechauns, beat the shit out of them, and take their gold."'' | ||
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''”WHAT SMELL???”'' | ''”WHAT SMELL???”'' | ||
Revision as of 21:11, 15 November 2007
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Title Sir Sharjinka, of Drandmir HFS
"I think rainbows exist so you can chase down the leprechauns, beat the shit out of them, and take their gold."
”WHAT SMELL???”
Biography
Sharjinka was a bad seed from an early age. She was ejected from parochial school after she punched a nun. Later in life she frequented seedy bars looking for fist fights with would-be rapists. She joined Amtgard in 1989 in Barad Duin shortly before the split. She was in attendance on the day the vote was held, but was in the midst of a nap at the time of the vote.
Continuing to play in HFS, Sharjinka was eventually approached by Sir Sinjen about becoming his squire. Being half asleep at the time, she agreed if he would go away and not wake her. Offended, he shook the barbarian awake, and she pummeled him into the dusty ground.
Eventually she left Barad Duin for Drandmir where her unwashed odor was less noticeable over raw sewage smell of San Gabriel River nearby. So fearful of her regular rages, the local circle of knights agreed to knight her as one of their own.
Her Turn ons include sunsets, and guys who can't form complete sentences and read nothing but comic books.
Her Turn offs are bathing, using utensils, intelligence, and guys who can form complete sentences and read books without pictures.
Affiliated Groups
Belted Family
Notable Accomplishments
First female Knight of the Dragon of HFS
Additional Images
at Akon 9
at A-kon 10
More Information
- Personal Website
- The Petite Flower (Sharjinka’s Song)
