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By [[Honorifics for Knighthood|Guardian]] [[Dru-Kara|Drū-Kära Silverblade]]<br>

''This filk song is dedicated to all my stickjock girlfriends of Amtgard who contend with flurby boyfriends.<br>
(Sung to "You Never Call Me When You're Sober" by Evanescence")'' <br>
<br>
Don't cry to me<br>
If you loved me,<br>
You would be here, ditching.<br>
You want me<br>
Come fight me.<br>
Move your behind.<br>
<br>

Did you trip and fall?<br>
Lose your balls?<br>
It's a wonder you can find your sword.<br>
Can't keep retreating.<br>
You're only deceiving<br>
Yourself, cuz you can't hit a girl.<br>
And you're too late.<br>
<br>
 
Don't cry to me<br>
If you loved me,<br>
You would be here, ditching.<br>
You want me<br>
Come fight me.<br>
Move your behind.<br>
<br>
 
Couldn't play the game.<br>
Sick with shame.<br>
It must be exhausting<br>
to live cuz you're lame.<br>
Minorly rated.<br>
No wonder you're jaded.<br>
You can't take the swordplay this time.<br>
And you're too late.<br>
<br>
 
Don't cry to me<br>
If you loved me,<br>
You would be here, ditching.<br>
You want me<br>
Come fight me.<br>
Move your behind.<br>
<br>

You never spar me, you pushover.<br>
You only come when it is over.<br>
Oh, oh, it's over.<br>
How could I have heard all your lies?<br>
How could I....??? when you would never fight.<br>
<br>

Don't cry to me<br>
If you loved me,<br>
You would be here, ditching.<br>
Don't lie to me.<br>
Just get your things,<br>
and go flurb online.<br>

[[Category: Amtgard Songs]]